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FreudWithBenefits

@cityslicker20

I'm not funny but that doesn’t mean I won’t laugh at my own jokes

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Air@ayoair·
If the Knicks win tonight the city will do the opposite of explode and instead the twin towers will rise from beneath the ground and Tupac will be at the parade
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
Right now, there are several toddlers in New York City who don’t know it yet, but they’re not going to be going to college because their parents just decided they need to be at Game 4 no matter what.
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FreudWithBenefits@cityslicker20·
@SpacewaySurf To his credit he does half the movie with his face in bandages like a mummy with only his eyes out so it worked
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Larsonations
Larsonations@larsonations·
Brie doing laundry
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Andrew Lynch
Andrew Lynch@andrewglynch·
Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator
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Devasena 🧚@Devasenaaaa·
64 years old Jennifer Coolidge says she 'Slept with 200 people' after playing stifler's mom.l
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big content guy
big content guy@bigcontentguy·
i’ve watched that robot kick that chinese kid at least 4,000 times today
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James Tate
James Tate@JamesTate121·
Partick's parents failed him. Hunter Biden's didn't.
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The Tennessee Holler
The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller·
“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.” @HunterBiden putting on a master class
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Armand Domalewski
Armand Domalewski@ArmandDoma·
Obama 1: Parks and Recreation Obama 2: House of Cards Trump 1: Veep Biden: Succession Trump 2: The Boys
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
Kids will get you locked up. A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle. So of course, they did their investigation. Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.
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FreudWithBenefits@cityslicker20·
@bylinebabe Aside from the original woman of Kleenex article have they ever explained how they have sex without Lois getting smashed to atoms ?
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