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Clandesteyn

@clandesteyn

Yes my bone structure is real 🙄. DMs open for modeling inquiries.

Little St. James Katılım Şubat 2016
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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨BREAKING: Two illegal migrants have been charged after another gang rape attack in Glasgow A woman was dragged from the cycle lane near the river Clyde on Sunday at 1am 2 men aged 19 and 20 are due in court, 2 others were released without charge Locals are all saying they are illegal migrants Media have turned off comments sections everywhere the story is being reported We cannot go on living like this
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Lewis
Lewis@_LewisLFC·
I asked a lady i work with what % of all crime she thinks ethnic minorities commit in the UK and she said 77%. When i told her the real number she was shocked and even googled it. She said “you hardly ever see anything about white people though”
GB Politics@GBPolitcs

🚨NEW: 34% of Brits believe ethnic minorities receive preferential treatment from police, a proportion which has doubled in the past two years Additionally, 91% say the legal exemption allowing Sikhs to carry Kirpans in public should be removed or tightened [@Moreincommon_]

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Innocent Bystander
Innocent Bystander@supertolerant·
I released some hungry tigers into a primary school. Parents and staff started freaking out. I then asked them to estimate how many child deaths in the UK are caused annually by hungry tigers. They massively overestimated it. I explained to them how irrational they were being.
Lewis@_LewisLFC

I asked a lady i work with what % of all crime she thinks ethnic minorities commit in the UK and she said 77%. When i told her the real number she was shocked and even googled it. She said “you hardly ever see anything about white people though”

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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@Sargon_of_Akkad This was a really well-done video essay. Also, your cousins are watching from across the pond. We won’t leave you behind the rainbow curtain.
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Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Why They Race-Swap A deep dive into the primal causes of progressive race-swapping. Support me here: lotuseaters.com/premium Chapters: 0:00:26 - Snow White 0:06:45 - The Left's Philosophy of Representation 0:28:50 - Media as a Stratagem 0:36:10 - The Little Mermaid 0:45:55 - Dethroning the Straight White Male 1:09:36 - Adolescence 1:25:05 - Does Representation Matter? 1:31:24 - Afterword
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
This is where AI agents start getting useful. Not just answering questions, but actually getting things done across the systems a business already uses. That’s the hard part, and Parloa seems to be solving it the right way.
Parloa@parloa_ai

Introducing Parloa’s Agent Skills: a better way for CX leaders to connect AI agents to the enterprise systems they need to get real work done. To resolve customer issues, your agent needs to talk to your CRM, booking engine, ticketing platform, and compliance requirements. These connections typically require significant engineering work, delaying AI agent go-lives. To accelerate the deployment time, we built Agent Skills on MCP (Model Context Protocol). Now, business teams can configure full integration chains directly in Parloa’s AI Agent Management Platform (AMP), with no code or middleware: > Time to build integrations drops from up to 4-8 weeks to a matter of hours > Every tool call follows the same logic and self-heals when something goes wrong > Success Conditions let you define what “done” means for each task and track real outcomes > Every execution chain is auditable, retryable, and owned by your business team The early results speak for themselves: - 67-second reduction in average handle time - 39% improvement in customer communication during call transfers - 20% more reliable routing in multi-tool environments Learn more about how Parloa’s Agent Skills work: parloa.com/blog/agent-ski…

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Global Statistics
Global Statistics@Globalstats11·
Countries Inveded by Britain 🇬🇧 🟥 Invaded/Colonized by Britain 🟨 Not Invaded/Colonized by Britain
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Emily Allison
Emily Allison@sewallin2·
@johnkonrad I’m a big old liberal and I didn’t see / hear a single person complain about it.
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John Ʌ Konrad V
John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad·
Liberal members of the old Pentagon press corps had a conniption fit last week when he took Mrs. Hegseth to Singapore. So this week he took the kids too. The American family is so back. 🇺🇸
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@klara_sjo ‘Bout damn time. Where’d you go? You didn’t relapse into another surgery bender, did you?
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Sup. Still alive for the most part. Maybe I'll stick around longer without a break this time.
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@kimleadbeater May you get the fate you deserve during this joyous and blessed time.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
What the hell is even this?
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Nancy Mace
Nancy Mace@NancyMace·
Are you voting early or on Election Day?
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
Why do Liberal judges look like Liberal judges?
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Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
This is vile, but because it’s targeted at Muslims, the Met Police don’t care. Imagine if a pro-Palestine march had someone on stage mocking Orthodox Jewish women.
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@0hour1 He can’t keep getting away with it!
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0HOUR1
0HOUR1@__0HOUR1_·
Austin, Texas, be aware that this guy is randomly shooting people. 9 victims so far.
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@Keir_Starmer Many people have been trying to inform you, but I’m not sure you’ve heard yet. You’re a wanker.
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…
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Crown Prosecution Service
Prosecutors have been issued new legal guidance on the use of offensive banners, slogans, chants or symbols to recognise the changing context and increase in increase in hate crime attacks ahead of significant planned protests in London this weekend. orlo.uk/z2Tcn
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Team Cornyn
Team Cornyn@TeamCornyn·
Ken Paxton, Ken Paxton come gather and see, The filings, the records, Ken’s big spending spree. 🧵 Start with the facts.
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Adam Livingston
Adam Livingston@AdamBLiv·
Bitcoin is beautiful. It's the only asset that gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving for being right. It's watching your brother-in-law lecture you about "diversification" while he refinances his truck for the third time. It's checking the price at 3am not because you're worried, but because you genuinely cannot believe they're still selling it this cheap. It's the quiet knowing that every person who ever doubted you is, at this exact moment, slightly poorer in real terms than they were when they doubted you. It's the friend who finally asks "so how do I buy some" five years too late, and you smile, because you remember when you were him. It's explaining self-custody to your wife for the eleventh time and watching her eyes glaze over at the exact same word. It's the dawning horror in a boomer's eyes when the math finally clicks. It's fixing the money so your kids never have to flinch at a grocery store receipt the way you did. It's the only thing in your life that has never, not once, asked you to compromise. Bitcoin is beautiful because it loves you back.
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@Mericamemed “If someone told you to jump off a cliff, you wouldn’t.” - “Well if someone with a gun, a badge, and a well-deserved inferiority complex told me to sit down like a child, I would.”
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Never in a million years would I sit down
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Clandesteyn
Clandesteyn@clandesteyn·
@AdamBLiv Can’t bring myself to sell BTC to buy the leverage stocks, even though I know that’s the smart play.
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Adam Livingston
Adam Livingston@AdamBLiv·
My goals for 2026: 1. More Bitcoin to cold storage 2. More MSTR 3. More Metaplanet 4. More ASST It is April 2026 and Bitcoin is $76k. This opportunity is not going to last. HIGHER.
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