
LinkedIn's corporate warriors keep announcing they've solved the world with AI.
For me it's done something less heroic. It's let me stay lazy and still do a better job.
Here's what I mean.
I run a CRO agency. Five of us, a pile of clients, and we're always running experiments. At the start of every period we set a few big themes we're chasing. Simplify the educational content when a product is too complex for people to get. Strip the friction out of a mobile experience so nobody has to stop and think.
At the end of each experiment I run a retrospective. Did it move the needle, and what did we learn.
The problem is scale. We're a small team, everyone wears five hats, and a lot of the analysis lands on me. Picking apart 15 to 20 experiments a week used to eat a huge chunk of my time.
I pride myself on being lazy. I'll always take the shortest path that still clears a decent bar. So I'd go through the heatmaps and session recordings, look at the test, draw my conclusions and move on. Quick. Honestly, sometimes not as thorough as it should have been.
These days I can be just as lazy and get a much clearer result.
Here's how it works. I've got skills that pull the data straight from the Intelligems API, or scrape Shoplift with a little tool and hand me clean JSON to read. The metrics are already sitting there. I do the part that can't be automated: watch the heatmaps and recordings, talk out what I think customers are doing as a voice note, give the test a heuristic once-over. Fifteen minutes, maybe less.
Then I chuck the lot into Claude and let it compile the write-up. My Obsidian vault holds how I speak and write, so it spits the doc out in plain Australian English that's easy to read and doesn't sound like a robot. We work out what the experiment actually taught us. Sometimes it nails it. Sometimes it's wrong and I set it straight.
The difference is I can now clear 20 experiments in a few hours instead of half my week. I can even hand it to the guys on my team without it turning into a time sink.
So no, AI hasn't made me better or fixed the world.
It's just let me stay lazy. Which, if you know me, is the highest praise I've got.

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