@Lydskia @acewizardnz Religion is as much part of the human condition as death and love. Everyone worships something (or someone), even if not in a spiritual sense
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Clit Masseur
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Clit Masseur
@clitsuckerrrrrr
I enjoy performing cunnilingus
Between female legs Katılım Aralık 2015
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@acewizardnz Like I swear to god religion is one of the dumber things we could do away with (high we kind of functionally have anyway) and be better off
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I try to be tolerant of other religions but Mormonism is so profoundly fake in such obvious ways that I genuinely do struggle to respect it at all.
Bruce North@BruceNorth46058
If we had the golden plates in a museum, and every expert in the world agreed Joseph translated the Book of Mormon correctly, would that "prove" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true? Would everyone be compelled to join the Church?
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@arath726 @InexpertoM @dhidalgo65 @TransMilenio Las sociedades funcionales tienen una autoridad policial capaz de mantener el orden y no maniatada por leyes individualistas. En una sociedad funcional un puñado de policias ya habrían retirado a estos esperpentos
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@InexpertoM @dhidalgo65 Por eso las sociedades funcionales desarrollan sistemas de transporte masivos totalmente segregados (transversalmente y longitudinalmente), actualmente los buses de @TransMilenio se bloquean fácilmente por marchas, por carros varados, hasta por el mismo TM...
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20 personas bloqueando a 20 mil personas.
Ninguna sociedad puede funcionar así.
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@Tweetin_jackleg I have a friend who was bragging about how he had sex with his teacher.And then I reminded him that he was homeschooled!
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I don't know about you but if some hot ass teacher was willing to have sex with me in high school I would have kept my mouth shut and banged her as many times as possible.
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@clopez0123 El pirobo que le robó a esa petarda se ganó 100 años de perdón
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@Linahuaa These dumb bitches will listen to your drivel and get played by top 1% men for the next 20 years until they accept spinsterism in their mid 40s and cope by labeling themselves "cool wine aunts"
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This is what an above average group of 7/10 American girls looks like.
They're business students from a very good school (which already raises the average by a lot)
They also have significantly below national average BMI.
They gonna be top 15% earners.
So, in order to looks and status match with them, you should be about 6 feet tall, be in decent shape, dress well, and earn about $150k.
The numbers don't lie.
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@MHTruthUltra Except monkeys already do this, they even evolved "Cheek pouches" to do exactly this and violently attack any monkey that tries to take food they *believe* is theirs. You don't know about it because you are a midwit, a walking lesson in Dunning-Kruger syndrome
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If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it.
When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
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@GBcipher @J0NASL4RRY Simón Bolivar era un despota y un patético intento de dictador seguro para compensar su minúscula estatura. El verdadero prócer de esta pátria es Francisco de Paula Santader (colombiano) a quien Bolivar le hizo un montaje para sacarlo por miedo a su elocuencia
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@J0NASL4RRY Los colombiches y sus delirios. Saben que si es venezolano? Su bandera, su idiosincrasia y prácticamente todo JAJAJAJAJ. Tanto así que su plaza más importante se llama simón bolívar. Así que callaitos se ven más bonitos
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Una vez acá salieron a decir que COLOMBINA era empresa de ellos jajajajajajajaaj
Rafael Navarro@redcat84
una vez una compañera VENEZOLANA llevó bocadillos veleños diciendo que eran típicos de venezuela a la oficina. Me quedé ice frío hielo y cuando le dije "no pero esto es de vélez, un pueblo cerca a donde yo nací" dijo "ay esto tambien se come en venzuela, no seas amargado"
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Would people even recognize me if I did this ?
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@escapefrommelos Whoever said Colombians eat with their hands? What the hell?
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>there isn’t a single good argument against eating with your hands
the humble Diarrheal Diseases Death Rate Map:
sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦@lilbabygandhi
There hasn’t been a single good argument against eating with your hands other than “it looks weird” or “it’s the wrong type of food to eat with your hands”
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@tekbog @mattworkman Don't fall for it, the game is the buggiest it's ever been and the classes are shit unless you're playing the usual FoTM. Unless your enjoyment of the game is playing the usual OP classes in a closed garden of pro players you're gonna have a bad time
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@mattworkman pls dont encourage me i have a startup to build
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that time of the year again when im thinking about playing world of warcraft but never actually play, just sit there yearning for the places that are no longer there and friends that have moved on - i hope everyone has a wonderful life
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@Chrisk234 @HazelAppleyard @elonmusk @NASA I'm not asking for a mission just for myself, just a seat in the module along with the rest. If a mission costs 4 billion, that means they'll get 25% of the funding just for adding an extra seat in the rocket! Sounds like a good deal to me
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@vestilagiubba @HazelAppleyard @elonmusk @NASA The Artemis mission launch costs where around 4-5 billion $, I‘m not sure if either one of them would take the deal.
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@sussygamer87 @naMnaSYt False. Wherever he went he was making friends and connecting with people. He almost messed up the mission because he couldn't help being popular the time he went to school, and he even got a group of hardened criminals to become soft around him the time he went to prison
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well this feels OOC for Aang, and even Katara
Aang giving special attention to Tenzin makes sense, but taking him and only him on trips just doesn't feel like something he'd do, and Katara definitely wouldn't allow that
namnas@naMnaSYt
now rewatching
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@ish1tunott @kag_kraken1776 There is no "gene", the body has cells that are dedicated to storing fat around them all around the body. There are already surgeries to remove these cells and it leaves people looking misshapen because the body starts storing more fat in other places. The penis has none
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@kag_kraken1776 Why can’t we replicate the gene of the penis. It’s the one part of the body that never gets fatter. )Obviously gets bigger at times but never from calories ). Fingers.legsEars.neck. Toes. Never the penis.
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@dandressilva01 Va a decirle malparido a su mecánico cuando le diga que no puede curar a su carro de los mantenimientos?
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@DwagonFwame @missfbe Ever since the 1991 constitution (made by leftists after they forced the government to make a new one through massive terrorism campaigns) indigenous people from Colombia have had a privileged status with the Law. It's been going on for a while
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Millenials colombianos se enteran de que los indígenas maltratan y objetualizan a sus mujeres y niños. Mentira, no se están enterando: siempre pudieron saberlo pero se hicieron los ciegos porque la figura del indígena perfecto les sirve para sus narrativas.
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@meel_remastered @nreooww @anbc_handsome @empyrealviolet Yeah but they're about the only thing that does. I think some fire-related items imply they're strong against rot-based enemies but that's it
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@nreooww @vestilagiubba @anbc_handsome @empyrealviolet He’s saying those are the exception, meaning that they do indeed say they are strong against those who live in death
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The trick is that you run away to bait out a fireball throw, dodge it, then immediately heal while they're getting ready to throw a second one. It's actually really fun design that I think got overlooked simply because that initial moment of input reading doesn't feel great.
will del@will_del76
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@nacp_92 Ocurrió cuando las filas de los votantes se llenaron de niños que jamás tuvieron que vivir la realidad de un pais con guerrilla. Uribe le dió tan duro a la guerrilla que dejaron de importar, y estos niños lo único que conocen es paz, creen que se construye con palabras
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@Nataliaescribe No entiendo cómo escuchan a ese señor granjero y les da miedo a ustedes vacas.. ¿Miedo de qué? Ese señor es tranquilo, conciliador, sereno, no hay rastro de ese tal "matadero"
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Yo no entiendo cómo escuchan a este señor y les da miedo… ¿miedo de qué? Este señor es tranquilo, conciliador, sereno y no hay rastros de autoritarismo,
Noticias Caracol@NoticiasCaracol
#ColombiaDecide2026 | “No tengo ningún planteamiento en el que haya hablado de estatizar la economía o de convertir el sistema en el que estamos en un socialismo, como quiera ponérsele el apellido en el siglo XXI”, aseguró Iván Cepeda al hablar de su propuesta económica. Además, el candidato se refirió a la relación del presidente Gustavo Petro con el sector privado. Vea la entrevista completa aquí >>> tinyurl.com/837m9j5
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@anbc_handsome @empyrealviolet Dark Souls 1 would hid stuff like this in an item description somewhere, i've barely seen anything like that in Elden Ring beyond "holy kills those who live in death"
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@empyrealviolet Elden Ring bosses would be received a lot better if you have some clues scatter around to tell you what the bosses interaction would be. The Noble being weak to sleep, The Apotsle throws fireball at you if you heal, or Frost Pot cancel Malenia Waterfowl etc.
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