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Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

@MikeAsti11 @Commish1158 Haven’t the pirates played like under 10 games? I’m not sure they’ve done anything yet to deserve people’s loyalty on a holiday, and a cold one at that. Of course other teams can pull more people. What is the shock about?

@Commish1158 You do understand there are places that draw a bigger number when it's cold and Easter, right?

I get it was cold and Easter Sunday, but Pirates fans have been screaming for years that they’ll pack the ballpark for a winner. A gradual attendance drop with a rough Sunday number while the team is winning and after Griffin’s debut isn’t great.

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

isso acabou com a minha semana

If he dies and doesn’t come back I’m celebrating this instead of Easter for the rest of my life. 😂

Either tell me when it officially happens or leave me alone I’m not doing this again

bananas just be in the smoothie whoopin everybody else ass

When I accidentally select "Español” at the ATM but successfully complete my transaction😂🥳

WHOLESOME: Joey Porter held back the entire #Steelers team… while Jerome Bettis ran out of the tunnel pregame of the Super Bowl. Jerome’s final career game ended with a Super Bowl victory in his hometown… Special 🥹

Me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

The soaring beauty that one can still feel from a long abandoned and architecturally beautiful church in Pennsylvania.

A new era. Introducing: Origins.