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This Train Dog meme is really starting to do my fucking head in.

@TRobinsonNewEra Eyebrows your Twitter, Stephen.

Police have released an image of a man they are looking to identify following an attempted rape on a London Tube on Saturday night. The attack happened on a Bakerloo line train at around 11.40pm on July 11, according to British Transport Police. The beast reportedly approached a lone woman on the train between Waterloo and Lambeth North station. He exposed himself to her before dragging her to the floor and trying to rape her!

@SopranosWorld Fuck you.

@unclephillyL Get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.

When I ignore the salads

First additional Class 345 for Elizabeth Line! 😍 @RailOpsGroup 37510 hauls brand new @AlstomUK 345071 as 5Q73 Derby Litchurch - Old Oak Depot. 🚂 Ten additional 345s are to be built for the Old Oak Common / HS2 interchange. 🚄 @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @TfL @CLondoner92

Working of the year 2026? 😍 @LocoServicesGrp 89001 Avocet first passenger working in 26 years, passing South Kenton working 1Z34 Kilmarnock - London Euston. 🚂 @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @thebashmash @beeranddiesels @Implacable_39 @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird

On Bakerloo Line 72TS with prototype DVA announcer. It's f**king annyoying. Seems more interested in telling you to take care when leaving the train, please stand clear of doors (when already departed) and See It Say It Sort It. @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @TfL @CLondoner92

@SuffolkGazette Is it April 1st? Fuck off.

Escaped lion terrifies shoppers while devouring meat at Ipswich Aldi. suffolkgazette.com/escaped-lion-e…

@TLRailUK AGAIN!?!? Isn't this like the third fire in three days?

⚠️Due to a fire next to the track at East Croydon. ❌ Some lines are blocked. ℹ️ More information to follow...

Damage to gardens and railway at Wood Street. To think I lived opposite those houses 3 years ago. Chingford branch suspended all day and potential into next week. @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @BenTrainDriver @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird @Dazz285 @emmabee_2404 @deedee10780561

Where's those new B23s? 👇🤔 @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @BenTrainDriver @TfL

lol @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @swtrains_watch

@SopranosWorld M. Bison says fuck you.

How Silvio gets when someone disturbs him while he’s playing poker

@TheSnowDreamer I went to Wood Street library at 12:00, got 13:00 train out, went home for a kip, woke up and the *exact* same bit of railway is engulfed in flames. I must've jinxed it. 😂

To the “it’s just summer” crowd, prolonged hot and dry weather is now having a serious impact to our infrastructure. Stratford trackside fire the other day now Wood Street #London

Liverpool Street - Chingford line on fire at Wood Street. Railway and houses alight on Vallentin Road. I used on live in the building next to Aavo Chai & Coffee. @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter @BenTrainDriver @Dazz285 @emmabee_2404 @deedee10780561 @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird

@TheMurkyDepths Be careful what you wish for. So many 700s run about off peak with nobody on them. My money is on cuts to the Sutton / Sevenoaks routes - they're as dead as a doornail outside peaks!

More rail cuts look likely on Thameslink after DfT recently took over control. This time in October following six weeks of halved services on the line through SE London and Kent starting soon. Compounding that Arriva have just announced yet more north Kent bus cuts.

@MediaSOI A nonce.

Erm…no

1C47 810012 loss of diesel power and unable to change to electric. @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter

@NetworkRailAng Trim your bush. 😡😂

We're very sorry for the significant disruption passengers are facing after yesterday's lineside fire at Stratford. Our teams have been working throughout the night to assess the extent of the damage and begin repairs.

@BenTrainDriver Lots of 700s running on one pantograph (and therefore half power) due to the bent pantograph issues, the aircon is switched off in the half unit without the pan up. 😭😂

Morning all, off down the Arun Valley today to Horsham to see some friends. Despite the lack of 700s available due to the repairs, still a lot about down here at Three Bridges! Im about to jump on a 3x377 set for the first time in a while! Have a good day all!

@NicholasLe81575 @Dazz285 @deedee10780561 @emmabee_2404 @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird @BenTrainDriver @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter Can you post this on RailForums. Stratford freights diverting via Gospel Oak / Wembley Yard / Reverse. 4L01 6 hours late had to reverse back to Gospel then used NL1000 postion light to access GOBLIN. 66799 and 66721 top n tailed. Ran out house for pic. Thanks.

@cmpd_date @Dazz285 @deedee10780561 @emmabee_2404 @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird @BenTrainDriver @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter Maybe NR will finally wake up to the scale of vegetation thats been allowed to run out of control across the Network. GA and LO severely affected but also DLR/Jubilee part suspended so significant impact to East side of London tonight.

Stratford / Channelsea Junction on fire. @Dazz285 @deedee10780561 @emmabee_2404 @GamerTepic @ElliottCBird @BenTrainDriver @Captain_Deltic @John_The_Fitter