Nate Hensley

@NoContextCrap The guy placing 16 privacy screen covers on his monitor is a genius

@OptimumHelp what’s the email address to send a charge dispute to? I spoke with someone on the phone who gave me a something @ finance.optimum.com address but I couldn’t hear the first part

@wandasattorney THE omega level mutant

She'd be perfect for a certain character in an upcoming Marvel franchise but ya'll would shoot me if I said who it was

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

@TheBoysTV consistently makes me go ‘oh damn, they just did that’ and I can’t turn away

@movie_tvshows_ Oh man 😳

He was just about to laser everybody's brains out

@goobydont Guardians of the Galaxy!!!

if only marvel had a team of four astronauts that all wore blue and also had a movie come out recently

@left2reigns Man he saved his right leg on the fly

That time Shawn Michaels KISSED Goldust, hit a superkick, and then pinned him lol That hand placement during the pin though 💀

Do yall think Bondi and Noem will run a bogo deal on Cameo or

For the last 60 years politicians on both sides of the aisle have literally been looting the United States.

We're tired of hearing 'the names will shock the entire world'. Name them. Arrest them. Or shut up.

I wanted so much for President Trump to put America First. That’s what I believed he would do. All I heard from his speech tonight was WAR WAR WAR. Nothing to lower the cost of living for Americans. Nothing to reduce our near $40 trillion in debt. Nothing to save Social Security, which goes bankrupt in just a few years. Nothing to lower the cost of insurance. Nothing to address jobs for Americans. Nothing about education for our children. Nothing about our children’s future. Nothing for America’s future. I’m so beyond done. I pray for our military and their families. I pray for innocent people all over the world. I pray for peace and prosperity for all.

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

Seriously, these motherfuckers live a privileged life while screwing over every single American.

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

@Dimisch04240 @uniquemoviemom I’m not him but maybe something like this lol or tether her to some of the structures. The suit is crazy high tech

@cogNATEive @uniquemoviemom Ya but like attached to what

I love how Spiderman's priority isn't preventing Thanos from putting on the gauntlet it's saving Mantis.

This era went hard

@united What’s allowed with the mingle option? Like in baseball terms

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This is my kids’ Infinity War

@myke_tuna @ScarletSpeeds16 I appreciate it! I’ve seen her movies but never heard anyone say her real name

@cogNATEive @ScarletSpeeds16 Ann-gow-ree Rice

Angourie Rice, we’re sorry we weren’t aware of your game.