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Simon Cowell’s t-shirt is covered with dandruff (or fag ash). What a mess. Is there no wardrobe on the show? #BritainsGotTalent

@OlivierAwards still shameful that you refuse to recognise Wigs, Hair and Make Up. If any of those winning productions tonight had no HMU presence on stage, there would be no magic. And it would look awful. Do the right thing next year #olivierawards

@StageySarah And fuck all reference to wigs, hair and make up

All evening #OlivierAwards pay tribute to the unsung heroes of theatre. They then don't air the best supporting actress & actor in a musical categories 🙈

@PressSec You stupid woman

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@Footinit It’s kd Lang!

Loving Billie-Jean King’s suede jacket

With everything going on in the world, @itvnews longest item on the 6.30 TX was an advert for their podcast.

@MbarkCherguia Taser him

His game was taken away so he smashed the tv, and his Mom’s phone 😱💥📱 This kid needs old-school Gen X parenting (consequences + zero tolerance)… or is this just normal behavior for kids raised with gentle parenting?

@marilynhacks Take note @BAFTA …. THAT is how to do a tribute. No cutaways to the singer, no screen sharing of names.

by far the most devastating in memoriam.

Obsessed with June Brown slagging off Julie Goodyear

@camjmes0 @Chadderbox2018 That’s coz she saw the storylines and scripts

@ClarksonsFarm1 No. There are enough cunty MPs as it is.

Would you back Jeremy Clarkson to become an MP?

Yet again, BAFTA mess up the tribute section. There was more focus/footage of Jessie Ware than anyone else and how insulting to put 3 names on the screen at once. I’d rather see less of Ware and more of the tributes. Instrumental next time, no performance #BAFTAs

@Rosie12_1994 You need to get out more

#baftas never heard of her...

If the #Baftas aren’t going to be live then please for the love of god edit the show down a little. People getting to the stage is taking ages.

@SeniDore 🤣🤣🤣you’re a scream!

@composter Are you blind? Can't you see the bottom of the dress on the red carpet that is already contaminated? You might need a microscope: under the shoes of people who walked outside, there are often particles of urines and excrements of insects, birds, rats, cats and dogs.

Once again, the Princess of Wales wears a very long dress that sweeps the ground full of dust and microbes from the shoes. Risk of contamination of the hands. It's not healthy. Especially for someone with a weak immune system. You should tell her to #ShortenDresses. #Baftas

Oh Christ, now a bloody usherette routine: #BAFTAs

@fesshole Winner of the dullest fess

Mrs is a lot more attractive than me. When we go out men stare at her. Doesn't really bother me. What does bother me is the nagging I get every day. Sometimes I wish I was single for the peace but I'm shallow and she is beautiful. And I'd never get someone so pretty ever again.

@rob__fraser Because it’s the only entertaining thing so far