Connor McNab

real

he decides

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

Me to my ADHD hobby 3 days after starting it

girls be like “omg bad bunny 😍😭”

“I’ll remember that.” — me, lying to myself (again)

One thing I miss about High School is the fights. Imagine staying late at work to watch Doug and Steve beat the crap out of each other in the alley. Imagine how cathartic that would be.

How much did Nick Cannon pay him to tweet this

boomers who paid $25 for tuition in 1988

The duck I had was too rich and now my tummy hurts. Is this what my 30s are gonna be like?

The polio vaccine I received when I was a child sure was a slap in the face to everyone who already died of polio

if you’re over 30 get off BeReal and go BeThere for your wife & children

Self-care is crucial for remaining effective. Meditate. Take a walk. Sleep an extra hour. Call in sick from work. Cancel plans with friends. Permanently cut ties with your family. Become a weird, antisocial recluse. This is about being healthy, folks.

Self care is sexy

when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my entire life

damn this lake *is* superior

Pro lifers donate your organs challenge

he’s a 10 but he killed harry potter‘s parents

Listen, we are all to blame for the climate crisis. Some of us drive to work, some of us forget to recycle, and some of us own fossil fuel companies whose relentless exploitation of the world’s oil, gas and coal reserves can be directly linked to more than one-third of all greenh