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New @BBCNews way of describing 46 years "Half a decade" Some more 10p journalism eh?

@GregScottTV He's on twitter ya mean?

@contactliamshaw I don’t know too much about David - Other than that he seems really happy!

Enjoy! Subscribe! Share! Tickle! Fondle! #TV #funny #haha #hahaha😂😂😂 #quizmania

Hi @Morrisons I thought supermarkets in the UK weren't permitted to put high-sugar confectionery by the checkouts anymore under law. Skipton store doesn't seem to adhere to this...

@Morrisons I thought supermarkets in the UK weren't permitted to put high sugar confectionery by the checkouts anymore under law. Skipton store doesn't seem to adhere to this?

@Morrisons I thought supermarkets in the UK weren't permitted to put high sugar confectionery by the checkouts anymore under law. Skipton store doesn't seem to adhere to this?

@Morrisons I thought supermarkets in the UK weren't permitted to put high sugar confectionery by the checkouts anymore under law. Skipton store doesn't seem to adhere to this?

@Morrisons I thought supermarkets in the UK weren't permitted to put high-sugar confectionery by the checkouts anymore under law. Skipton store doesn't seem to adhere to this?

@implmaterial According to Google, that ISN'T Roy Clarke! 😆

🎖️ Sir Roy Clarke, Television Writer, is made a Knight Bachelor by the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle today in recognition of services to entertainment.

@fesshole A possible answer to why... youtube.com/shorts/kbRMrqN…

The staff on the self-scan in my local Tesco are complete bastards about handing out carrier bags. They won't let you have any until they've watched you scan them. Little do they know, I always go back and ask for one more, but not before tapping the 'remove' button on the scanner.

@DannyWxo @mr_sjpatterson Yes they of

@mr_sjpatterson They better not of recast Leah?

🚨NEWS🚨 Two major #Hollyoaks returns confirmed as major character is recast after 13 years 📲 shorturl.at/HDhvu

@KRenshaw221 Ah that would explain it! 😃 👍

@contactliamshaw I was mentoring another driver so was standing to one side

Good morning it's Saturday and our favourite Dalesbus service is running today between Harrogate and Skipton lots to do in both towns and it's only £3 each way

@tvukzone Who is "BREAKING" this news and who has "REPORTEDly" it please???

BREAKING: Janette Manrara and Fleur East reportedly dropped as hosts of #Strictly #ItTakesTwo. More details: tvzoneuk.com/post/strictly-…

@Nick_Hewer Well well. It beats all those rainy Tuesday and Wednesday mornings in Salford at 830am Nick. (Halcyon days for myself to be honest though) Have a splendid time dear Sir!

Pleased to be a guest speaker on the P&O Arcadia as we leave a storm tossed Hawaii and head for San Francisco in great comfort. I’m loving the serene Pacific.

Is Larry Dean's chest really that hairy??? Asking for a friend. 😉 #snluk

In a modern day world of people who have limited attention spans and only watch 5 seconds of videos, why have such long opening titles? #snluk

@shitbritishpics ☎️ "Hello, is that University Challenge?, you film at Granada dont you? Can you get someone from Corrie to pop over and do a quick sketch and photo? Preferably Vera, Jack, Bet or Rita. Don't bother asking any others. Ta 😆

Elizabeth Dawn and Jeremy Paxman during a University Challenge sketch to be shown on Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day (1997)

#ComicRelief #rednoseday on BBC One from 7 til 10pm so if anyone is wanting some good entertainment and a laugh, there's a Myra Hindley documentary on the crime channel 👍

Just googled Roy Clarke and he has a faint look of someone familiar. Can't think who. Any ideas @PaulChuckle2 ?