Emily

@iamrookes I have dry and sensitive skin and use Neutrogena Hydro Boost water gel, followed by the moisturiser... but if you really want to play it safe, Simple's products are probably best.

I understand this is a total first world problem and who am I to complain about the price of something that, even at it's cheapest, is extortionate, but I don't understand why it is so much more complicated because of my gender expression?!

Another tailor put on their website that it was £650 for a men's made-to-measure two piece suit, with 'POA' for women. Also, mosy tailors only do menswear.

For the past few months I have been saving up to get myself a tailored suit (made-to-measure; bespoke is well beyond the amount I can justify spending on an outfit I won't wear a lot). The sexism of it all is really frustrating.

@Shadespyre That's what I worry about! That I am not adding anything to anything. :(

@cooldrich Well, on Twitter at least no-one is stood looking awkward while waiting for your next utterance. Or if they are, you can't see them, anyway. Reckon I delete half of what I type before sending because it's just not adding any value to a conversation

First tweet in a while... turns out Twitter gives me social anxiety and I can no longer see it as a platform for yelling into the void. lol. Who knew? ... so what does one talk about on here? What do people find interesting?!

@Shadespyre Thank you! I'm not sure really. I just feel unnecessary pressure to be funny and/or interesting! Both on Twitter and irl. :)

@cooldrich Hello! Nice to have you back. What do you *want* to talk about? In *theory* you can ignore everything else...

@JBHollisMusic @SimonOBoyd Thank you. It is controversial to be fair. It's really got me thinking...

Story of my life

I’M FUCKING ROLLING

@naked_ape @ubereats_uk @JustEatUK You should have seen the depth of sadness in my face when I opened the studio door to see this! I was crushed. They gave me a partial refund for the drinks but didn’t refund the delivery fee which I thought was ironic :p thank you for the sympathy, it is much appreciated 😂☺️

@cooldrich @ubereats_uk @JustEatUK COFFEE! You didn't say it was something so important! I'd be bloody livid! I'd rather be deprived of air than coffee! @ubereats_uk this is poor service, and since all you actually provide is the service, a rather poor representation of your company!

@naked_ape @ubereats_uk @JustEatUK It was actually coffee for the band! My caffeine-deprived self was very upset :( He said he would get them involved on his end to get a refund/replacement but got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️ I even called UberEats and they just told me to wait for a response on the app! Not cool :/

@cooldrich @ubereats_uk @JustEatUK Well I guess it's a good job you weren't hungry! Surely the immediate response of the delivery driver is to organise a replacement?

@naked_ape @ubereats_uk @JustEatUK Got a reply about four hours ago 👍 so helpful...

@cooldrich @ubereats_uk I've generally had better service from @JustEatUK though never had such terrible service from any service. Surely first priority is to replace a spoiled order

wow the next Assassin's Creed looks amazing

me explaining new year’s to an alien

@KMFLDN omg that’s what I did yesterday. We are the same person

Eating chips and watching Pitch Perfect 3 because self care.

@Scrumpy__ I usually get my skinny jeans from River Island - they’re not high waisted so not sure how they do on that front but for me (at 5’1”) they fit well and last ages!

@LostRiversMusic Thank you! It was so good to finally hang out with you yesterday! ☺️