Cory’s Consciousness

@RepJackKimble That’s less than 3 days a week btw

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ClownWorld Should of got the short term disability plan

Guy is covered head to toe in bandages with blood showing through, IV bag hanging off the motorcycle, and still riding to work while people here call out because they’re ‘burnt out’

@PoliticayModa They were all too busy making sandwiches for all those men

Reunión de las dos mayores potencias mundiales. Ninguna mujer sentada en la mesa…

@JDunlap1974 Nobody cares ya NERD

New York City Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani today publicly called for America to align with Islam and "Prophet Muhammad" to support mass Muslim immigration, which is truly terrifying. He is also preparing to implement Sharia law in New York City!

@PatsyDiabetes Why are you only wearing one mask. Do you not care about the people around you?

This is outrageous.. Not a single person on my flight is masked up while we’re in the middle of a double pandemic (Covid + Hantavirus). I politely informed the flight attendant that this is a super spreader event. She just shrugged and walked away. I've already filed a formal complaint with the FAA and CDC. This is reckless and cannot stand. Masks save lives, the science is settled on that.

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

@Lifeinvestmoney Oil fields

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@yonann At 64 you should have at least one skill to make you $1,000 a month. If not you deserve to be in this position

Dave Ramsey tells a 64 year old on disability making $27,000 a year to find extra income Caller: "I get Social Security disability. I’m 64. It’s $27,000 a year. My rent is about $1,700 a month, and I have this $9,000 credit card debt, which I pay faithfully" Dave: "Come up with a self employed idea you can do with your limitations, as long as it makes you $1,000 or more a month"

@unlimited_ls @mirandadevine He should be charged as an adult and sent to prison

🚨NEW: Mother of the NYC "teen" who slammed a girl and stomped on her head after 'she refused to give him her number' CLAIMS HER SON IS THE VICTIM "She's RACIST - she was calling him a dirty N*GG*R and dirty slurs..." The 15-year-old girl was hospitalized for two days and is now recovering, her family said the 14-year-old thug was arrested and charged with assault His mother, Sealema Allen, claimed the incident was retaliation, saying the girl had been bullying her son 'She was being a bully to him, that's it,' Allen told The New York Post

@ZachClark64 Sleep in your car

Taxes suck. $25 in tax on a hotel room for one night is criminal

@ZachClark64 @Raindropsmedia1 Since Greta thunberg ain’t responding to my dm’s I might hit her up

@Raindropsmedia1 @corysbrain Your girl is finally ready to DATE!

22-year-old, 3’10”, 50-pound woman Shauna Rae says she is ready to date a fully grown man. 👀🤔

@FoxNews @mirandadevine Where is Greta thunberg and her little sail boat right now?

POWERFUL NEW AUDIO: U.S. forces give a FINAL WARNING to all ships that may try to get past the American naval blockade in the Middle East. CENTCOM releasing the powerful message it’s sending to all vessels attempting to enter or leave Iranian ports: "If you do not comply with this blockade, we will use force. The whole of the United States Navy is ready to force compliance."

@RealMrJohnJr Explain the 16th amendment then….

FORMER IRS AGENT…He spent 2 years of investigating claims of people who said there is no law to say we have to pay income taxes. HE QUIT AND HAS NOT PAID IN 25 YEARS. We were lied to, mislead and robbed for decades. Just give it time to roll out. We are still in the matrix.)

@StandUpForFact Life is always hard if you make it that way. Stop crying and figure a way out

🚨 This post got 136k+ Likes in under 24 hours. Younger Americans say they have no future “They tell us to stop eating out and rents $2,000 a month. Oh, save for retirement, and yet you can barely save for next week. Go buy a house, every house is half a million dollars” “I'm not asking for a handout, man. We're asking for a freaking fair shot at life. Our parents did not work harder than we work right now. They were simply just given a better chance. Their wages covered their lives, their bills, their hobbies, their passions. Our wages barely cover our freaking bills for the month, dude. No amount of budgeting can ever fix a system designed to keep us down. We're doing the best that we can. And yet it feels like the outcome has already been decided.” Do you firmly support and respect this young man? A. Huge Yes B. No

@MatrixMysteries How is that my problem ? I’m not at the hospital and I speak English. How is this my problem ?

“My immigrant parents are in a hospital in LA — and neither of them speaks English.” There was no interpreter on staff, so the doctors asked her to translate. “This is Los Angeles. DONT tell my parents to learn English — that’s your problem, not ours.”

@vvliiiv Literally Jews dividing all of us

ما الذي يمنع البشرية من العيش معاً بسلام؟

@emilyinvc How many cats?

@GriftReport Guess they never invented plates or forks or even manners for that fact

If I say what I'm thinking I'm getting banned

For all the protesters yesterday. Did it work? Or did you just waste another beautiful Saturday bent distracted?

@ValentinaForUSA @Pseudo_Prophet_ This is what happens when people marry their sisters and brothers and have kids

@Pseudo_Prophet_ The most performative & fake cult in history. A bunch of pedophile worshipers

Muslims believe that Satan resides within this wall in Mecca. That's why tens of millions of Muslims gather in Mecca annually and attempt to stone the Satan to death. 🤪