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John S
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John S
@cosmosadderall
“By this shall men know ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another” | Tweets are my own and not my employers #gocougs #guardsball
Katılım Nisan 2024
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Actually, America’s most famous horse had no name
Warren Steury@NWSteury
The grave of America’s most famous horse. Traveler.
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The comparison to the Tower of Babel is fascinating
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
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@jkimballcook Always funny that this dudes son met Joseph Smith one time and spent the rest of his life as a begrudging admirer of the Saints, even if they confused him
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imagine you're just walking by the Potomac and this weird little naked guy climbs out of the river and then he's the president
History With Jacob@HistoryWJacob
John Quincy Adams swam naked in the Potomac River every morning at 5 AM Once, a female reporter stole his clothes and refused to return them until he granted her an interview. She got the interview.
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And all of them posted 10% growth last year in their shareholder reports
Calvin@RealCalvin1
The job market in the U.S. is an enigma. Everywhere I go is running on a skeleton crew that's dangerously understaffed. Yet none of them are hiring.
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Be a creepy pervert like a HIGH T MAN
Unfiltered Artist@EmpireEnjoyer3
@cosmosadderall Low T take
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Curing people is more profitable than keeping them sick as it turns out!
Evis Drenova@evisdrenova
One fascinating consequence of GLP-1s/Ozempic: For decades, people said that big pharma would never release actually effective obesity drugs because they’d lose too much money from downstream chronic disease treatment. We’re seeing almost the exact opposite.
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Fellas, is it low-test to not thirst after high school juniors prom photos?
Unfiltered Artist@EmpireEnjoyer3
Testosterone deficiency. It’s in the soft face.
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Mission homecoming today for a senior couple and he had an absolutely terrible time and attitude about the experience
GIF
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Every nurse I know is racist or black NGL
🌼@rottendaziess
Racist mean girl at my school is going to college for nursing
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Idk. I’m a 24 year old dude and still find this incredibly creepy lol
littleapostate@littleapostate
Until you are a young woman, or the parent of a girl, you have no idea how fucking creepy this shit is
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This is killing me dude. Very creative.
-BYU Laundromat (has eaten so much of my money)✅
-Parker Kingston (rapist)❌
-Sabrina Carpenter (bad music)❌
-Skullcandy (android coded)❌
0.250 is above the Mendoza line, so you’d probably be a pretty good major league batter!
GJB@wildwestgjb
@cosmosadderall Bro tweeted this from the BYU laundromat wearing a Parker Kingston Jersey while listening to Sabrina Carpenter through his skull candy headphones
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Canadian born, Hong Kong raised, BYU grad (go Cougs!) has a lot to tell us about why immigration is bad I suppose
Lauren Chen@TheLaurenChen
My hot take is that it's OK for Americans to not want to compete against the entire world for a job in their hometown.
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Gee, I’ll just show this tweet to my wife. I’m sure that’ll go over well (she doesn’t have generalized anxiety disorder but she is quite anxious lol)
Brandon Luu, MD@BrandonLuuMD
In a study of people with generalized anxiety disorder, only 8.6% of recorded worries actually happened. The most common outcome: 0%. Not a single worry came true.
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@cosmosadderall You really need to embrace the liberal life more fully. Add a Ukraine, Rainbow and BLM flag to your bio right now! ✊🏿🇺🇦🏳️🌈
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@Jazz_Cougars I have a lot of respect for my many, many Republican friends. I have a little less respect for those who are thrilled to open meetings for Epsteins buddy
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@cosmosadderall I think it’s ok for people to hold different political views and not immediately think less of them
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Think Nick Shirley would expose Little Lebowski’s Urban Achievers? The Dude has me wondering
The $DUDE📈v2@nikiped1aV2
@cosmosadderall Shirley has saved taxpayers potentially up to billions of dollars. It's not binary-- you realize, you can like both for different reasons, right? ...weird take
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@cosmosadderall Shirley has saved taxpayers potentially up to billions of dollars.
It's not binary-- you realize, you can like both for different reasons, right?
...weird take
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@JamisonHuber2 Would love having you as a Sunday school teacher lol. Beats the usual content
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@cosmosadderall it’s the way that the Sadducees and scribes were the primary opponents of Jesus and not the Pharisees (many of whose supported Jesus), that the Sadducees pulled together a rump Sanhedrin to condemn Jesus, and then somehow the world decided to blame the Pharisees instead.
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The portrayal of the Sanhedrin always has me cracking up during Easter season lol
Jared Cook@jkimballcook
hot take but the urge to see pilate as sympathetic is just unexamined antisemitism
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