Andrew Cottam

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Andrew Cottam

Andrew Cottam

@cottam65

Love travel, food, culture, elephants, music, passionate about conservation, Lambretta’s & Vespas, trying to make a difference, oh & a LUFC fan for my sins

Menston, West Yorkshire Katılım Eylül 2011
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Andrew Cottam
Andrew Cottam@cottam65·
#lufc One of the worst performances I have seen in a long time, no urgency, second to the ball, bottled every tackle, passing atrocious, let themselves and every Leeds fan down
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Ethan Ampadu
Ethan Ampadu@ethanamp26·
That was for you all, hope you all enjoyed that💙💛🤍
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Football Fights@Footballfights·
Shocking. 12 Coventry City fans ambushing a Sheffield Wednesday fan yesterday...
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Lee@montyoxymoron·
@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Far too many teams. I couldn’t be less excited.
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BBC Sport@BBCSport·
The World Cup groups in full 🍿 Who's excited? 🤩
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LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade·
If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight—what movie would you choose??
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The British Patriot
The British Patriot@TheBritLad·
🚨WOW: Mum breaks down in tears on live radio call “I have to wait until bailiffs evict me and my 3 children, but if I came to the country illegally I might get £40K… it’s not fair” Britain is at breaking point.
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A View From Yorkshire
A View From Yorkshire@models_by_Russ·
Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer
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Lee
Lee@montyoxymoron·
@EPLBible Looks exactly like Leeds arena entrance. 😂😂
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EPL Bible
EPL Bible@EPLBible·
No one can convince me that modern football stadiums are a net positive to the club. Atmosphere that embodies a concert or an airport lounge.
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Lee@montyoxymoron·
@itvnews On what grounds ?
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ITV News@itvnews·
Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for his “offensive and wrong” comments that the UK has been colonised by immigrants, the Prime Minister has said. itv.com/news/granada/2…
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Lee@montyoxymoron·
@fan_banter Obviously wasn’t around in the ‘80’s 😂
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Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
In your opinion, who’s the best actor of all time?
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Earth@earthcurated·
Drop your best sunset photo that you took. Just a pic, no words required.
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OneOutOfFour@OneOutOf4·
This New Wave English band was formed in 1981 and released ‘Life’s What You Make It’ in 1985. Name the band.
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N11 Ed
N11 Ed@_ed19·
It's only a little badge, but I know people treasure these If this is yours, give me a message. Found in the North concourse at half time today. #lufc
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Catholic Arena
Catholic Arena@CatholicArena·
BREAKING St. Patrick's Catholic Church in Edinburgh was ATTACKED tonight, on Christmas Eve • Baby Jesus BEHEADED • Blood spilled in the sanctuary, side chapel and nave • Relics desecrated • Church threatened 'You're finished here'
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Andrew Cottam
Andrew Cottam@cottam65·
@bessy_saxoni The very same to you, thank you for all the wonderful pictures you post.
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Vasiliki Saxoni
Vasiliki Saxoni@bessy_saxoni·
Καλημέρα και χρόνια πολλά! Καλά Χριστούγεννα με υγεία σε εσάς και τους ανθρώπους που αγαπάτε! Όλυμπος!! 🇬🇷🩵🇬🇷
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Vasiliki Saxoni@bessy_saxoni·
Καλά ξημέρωμα Χριστουγέννων! Λευκάδα! 🇬🇷🩵🇬🇷
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