Andrew Cottam

#lufc One of the worst performances I have seen in a long time, no urgency, second to the ball, bottled every tackle, passing atrocious, let themselves and every Leeds fan down

@ethanamp26 @Chadlad1 @LUFC Just bloody superb

That was for you all, hope you all enjoyed that💙💛🤍

@Footballfights @Awaydays23 This is typical of the youth of today, can’t take a one on one

Shocking. 12 Coventry City fans ambushing a Sheffield Wednesday fan yesterday...

@maverickwhites Bloody hell

What about Leeds United. #lufc

@montyoxymoron @BBCSport @BBCMOTD No interest whatsoever

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Far too many teams. I couldn’t be less excited.

The World Cup groups in full 🍿 Who's excited? 🤩

@montyoxymoron @SkySportsPL Absolute disgrace, what has happened to football

@SkySportsPL What a prick.

Jaydee Canvot enjoyed that red card 😅🟥

@montyoxymoron @Thebiglade The best

@Thebiglade Animal house.

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight—what movie would you choose??

🚨WOW: Mum breaks down in tears on live radio call “I have to wait until bailiffs evict me and my 3 children, but if I came to the country illegally I might get £40K… it’s not fair” Britain is at breaking point.

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

@montyoxymoron @EPLBible 🤣🤣

@EPLBible Looks exactly like Leeds arena entrance. 😂😂

No one can convince me that modern football stadiums are a net positive to the club. Atmosphere that embodies a concert or an airport lounge.

@montyoxymoron @itvnews Starmer and his cronies making a big issue out of this to deflect away from the issues around himself

@itvnews On what grounds ?

Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for his “offensive and wrong” comments that the UK has been colonised by immigrants, the Prime Minister has said. itv.com/news/granada/2…

@montyoxymoron @fan_banter 🤣🤣

@fan_banter Obviously wasn’t around in the ‘80’s 😂

Guillem Balague: "Football stadiums are becoming more impatient, more toxic and polarised" - fanbanter.co.uk/guillem-balagu… #afc #avfc #afcb #brentfordfc #bhafc #twitterclarets #cfc #cpfc #efc #ffc #fulhamfc #lufc #lfc #mancity #mufc #nufc #nffc #safc #thfc #coys #whufc #coyi #wwfc #bcfc #kro

@montyoxymoron @historyinmemes 🤣🤣🤣

@historyinmemes Franz Beckenbauer.

In your opinion, who’s the best actor of all time?

Drop your best sunset photo that you took. Just a pic, no words required.

@OneOutof4 Such a great band

This New Wave English band was formed in 1981 and released ‘Life’s What You Make It’ in 1985. Name the band.

It's only a little badge, but I know people treasure these If this is yours, give me a message. Found in the North concourse at half time today. #lufc

@CatholicArena What is wrong with people!!! So sorry that this has happened.

BREAKING St. Patrick's Catholic Church in Edinburgh was ATTACKED tonight, on Christmas Eve • Baby Jesus BEHEADED • Blood spilled in the sanctuary, side chapel and nave • Relics desecrated • Church threatened 'You're finished here'

@markswife 🤣🤣🤣

Does it f**k

@bessy_saxoni The very same to you, thank you for all the wonderful pictures you post.

Καλημέρα και χρόνια πολλά! Καλά Χριστούγεννα με υγεία σε εσάς και τους ανθρώπους που αγαπάτε! Όλυμπος!! 🇬🇷🩵🇬🇷

@bessy_saxoni Καλά Χριστούγεννα

Καλά ξημέρωμα Χριστουγέννων! Λευκάδα! 🇬🇷🩵🇬🇷