Couch Body Supremacist
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Couch Body Supremacist
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trapezoidal integralist /__\ SUDmarine STICKable: https://t.co/oE3UPS99qL


"I haven't had a date in years, Niles. I'm becoming a blackpilled incel." "I'm sorry, a whatpilled what?" "The West has fallen." "I'm sure it has, Frasier." "Billions must die." "Seems a little high."

Christ is Risen! Христос воскресе! Χριστὸς ἀνέστη! Христос васкрсе! Hristos a înviat! Քրիստոս հարյա՜վ ի մեռելոց! Christus resurrexit! ¡Cristo ha resucitado! Le Christ est ressuscité! المسيح قام! ΠιχρίςΤος αϥτωΝϥ! Kristusaq Aglagikuk! Icha'kuxi Kajvaltik Kristo! ハリストス復活!



Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella (2026)



A decade ago, Trump was killing it on Twitter with posts that were mostly very concise & punchy - often 1-2 sentences. Now most of his posts are page-long/1-paragraph rants with excessive use of all-caps — basically just “Grampa-Spam” emails that no one wants to read through.

All this hate for evangelicals when, statistically, we are the only bloc consistently holding it down for biblical marriage, the pro-life cause, secure borders, and every other issue. We are by far the most conservative and united in every political, cultural, and moral area. This is not statistically contested. Without the strength and cohesion of this group, conservatives lose everything. Consequently, the country loses everything. Not an exaggeration. So ask yourself: why would someone want to divide, destroy, and demoralize this stalwart group? The answer is obvious if the person is progressive, but it becomes a bit murky when the people targeting this group are on the “right,” right? Something to ponder

Until the Nicene Creed becomes a required theological confession in Southern Baptist schools, we will continue to see: 1) theologians tampering with the Trinity to meet their social agendas; 2) the Jehovahs Witnesses and Mormons viewing Southern Baptist churches as ripe fields;


Teens suspected of murdering congressional intern linked by DNA on shell casings, prosecutors say trib.al/OZ86NN7

🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting nationwide after a known violent criminal with over 60 CHARGES killed US Marine Daniel Montano, 21, in Wilmington NC Davy Spencer LENGTHY record includes felonies and violent offenses. They knew. But judges released him. LOCK UP THE JUDGES.


Notice how the boomer blames the youth for not knowing and not himself for not teaching? Doesn't even offer help, just jumps straight to pushing off the responsibility then pivots to getting rid of Jason. This is the US economy btw.












