chris 🏴☠️
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chris 🏴☠️
@cpt_w_beard
beneath the beam that blocked the sky.

Woman Downs Half A Big Bottle Of Don Julio Because TSA Won’t Let Her Have It On The Plane 😭✈️🥃







Sold ALL of my Crypto. Bought $2,750,000 worth of sealed Pokemon cards. Going to start ripping packs until they're all open, and won't check a single chart. Feeling calm and like I made the best decision in my life. You guys keep buying your scam coins that are going to 0. I’m going to buy REAL collectibles that have REAL value.








Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.











Do you mix your weed with tobacco?



Familiar with the Single-purpose container doctrine? The founding fathers carved out an exception in the 4th amendment where cops can open a container without a warrant if its shape makes it obvious it holds a gun. So anyways... This case exists:















