Craig

There’s only one way to beat them, get round the VAT

@SPRINTSmusic Amazing show. Thank you so much.

This is it. The big one. Tonight, playing in the iconic Kentish Town Forum in London. Doors 7pm Chalk 8pm SPRINTS 9pm

@GeordiePatriot1 @SkyNews I hope Nigel Farage, racist Russian stooge isn’t there. That would be a true insult to those who fought fascism.

@SkyNews Is that fkn starmer attending surely he hasn’t the nerve 2|

King Charles, Prince William and Princess Anne, arrive at The Cenotaph to pay their respects at the 11th hour, on Remembrance Sunday. ➡️ trib.al/WutXsA5 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@laslanzas @SkyNews Are you this thick in real life?

@SkyNews So many hypocrites out there the front line parliament being top of the list and that little evil wimp Khan behind them I thought he leaving has allowed Palestinian crowds parade in our streets of London what an evil man he is. These people fought for the country he lives in.

Full-time. ⏱️ #CamUTD | 🔵 6-1 🟡 | FT

@Malcolm09312862 @TheAdrianDurham See you in L1 next season, still in your three-sided ground. Couldn’t you put up a couple of Subbuteo ones like you had at the Manor Ground?

@TheAdrianDurham OUFC😂

The Joy of 6

@Lloyd_Cole @estellecostanza And we still have Farage.

@estellecostanza Well, we had Mosely.

And the crowd goes… RJJ! RJJ! RJJ!

@Fez100 I don’t think @montie has ever knowingly been right in his life

Trump’s cabinet is on its way to DC

@andrewpakes_ @andrewpakes_ Think you should consider whether Twitter is the right place to be given how far it has sunk. Bluesky is a much healthier platform.

The Tories are still in denial about their record. They crashed the economy. And now oppose any action in the Budget to fix it.

@AxfordMichaela @paulybengali Honestly, I am very old. Maybe his name was never in the credits.

@AxfordMichaela @paulybengali What?!! How am I only just learning this?

@paulybengali Or ‘Godzookie’

Spare me from four years of "why did the Democrats lose?" It's self-obsessed when the left does it, but it also gives the right a sly and shifty pass away from accountability. Trump and his voters have autonomy. They own this, whatever it means.

@thehatandbeard Ugh. Time to permanently relocate to Bluesky. This place is going to be unbearable

@Brighterdayvnl Thank you Joel. We all need this type of reassurance today. Think I’ll be permanently relocating to Bluesky to avoid the next 4 years of blue tick hell though.

This feels like a major rupture. But no matter how difficult the prospect of the next four years may feel right now... repair always follows rupture. You'll know this from how you navigated your own life experiences. You got through it. The World will get through this.

@DMAC102 @martw17 @realDonaldTrump @GovRonDeSantis Law and Order? You just congratulated a 34-time convicted felon who is an adjudicated rapist.

@martw17 @realDonaldTrump @GovRonDeSantis Yup. Happy to be for the party that won’t let dudes in their toilets, sports & believes in law & order & safe borders. I live here as do they. The future is bright!

Congratulations Mr President @realDonaldTrump & welcome back 🙌🏻🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 And well done to the best Governor in America @GovRonDeSantis for Florida demolishing the democrat party in my home state 👌🏻 To those about to call me all usual names under sun for the above tweet… suck lemons 😜

@SamWhyte If Professor Yaffle escaped from Bagpuss’ shop and assumed human form

John Bolton saying Trump isn't a fascist because you have to have a philosophy to be a fascist. You can absolutely freestyle fascism. Just riffs and vibes like fascist jazz.

@Bonn1eGreer Give him the same disdain you gave Nick Griffin on QT. He deserves it.

Is #BorisJohnson going to be there when I get on? OMG.

@Dempster2000 @estellecostanza Farage gives him more sex than Melania

Not usually one for conspiracy theories but look closely at the teeth - it’s not her #FakeMelania