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Same asset, different realities. Normalized to Dec '20: 🇺🇸 USD 🇬🇧 GBP: +140% 🇯🇵 JPY: +260% This isn't just Gold volatility; it's the Yen eroding. The denominator drives the return. FX is the silent accelerant

*JAPAN 30-YR YIELD RISES TO 3.885%, HIGHEST SINCE 1999 DEBUT

*JAPAN 20-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 3.495%, HIGHEST SINCE 1997 👀

@elleloveCHI :)

@creativequant I mean the drive-through ATM yeah lol

It's Sunday Procrastinated Errands Day! Yay... let's see, going to the bank, the pharmacy, pick up some gift packages and return some items, go to the dispensary, get an oil change and gas. Super exciting! Hope everyone's having a lovely Mother's Day.

@PupscanLA Lfg!

SKY5 En Route

@binance The answer is always 4

Looks easy until you actually try it

@themurphcat28 @HighyieldHarry It’s actually so each department that’s been allocated these exorbitant costs can start to reduce the amount of seats they’re paying for on the enterprise license… Firms are rolling AI enterprise licenses poorly, and ineffectively managing cost -

@HighyieldHarry I heard its the case at Goldman also Its dumb cause the AI sucks where I work (not GS) at least it cant connect to the internet and now they want us using agentic ai, but it cant touch anything in your inbox or on sharepoint

Btw, handful of people telling me something similar to this is also the case at JP Morgan as well.

@HighyieldHarry Again, think about it they’re just trying to cut the $30 cost per seat… bank or no bank; margin is margin and tech costs are wayyy tf up.

@ugnead @HighyieldHarry Yeah, no. It’s actually so they can just save themselves the $30/month…

@HighyieldHarry imagine getting flagged for not using ai enough lol, corporate surveillance 2.0 is getting creative

Got a scoop from a Wells Fargo employee that effective May 1, if you dont use CoPilot at least 3 days/week, your manager will receive an escalation email that you aren’t using AI/CoPilot. And so it begins.

@HighyieldHarry To be honest, with the pricing model as I’ve seen, based on actual seats used (depending on the enterprise license/contract) at a monthly rate charged to a department based on those seats; I don’t know how to say simpler, even for the banks, if you’re not using AI… $$$ Cut it.

To answer some questions on this, this is for Enterprise CoPilot plans.

@PupscanLA Lfg

Abc Live youtube.com/watch?v=s3iVFJ…

@elleloveCHI Truth ^ but Rivers is like 20 minutes away from anyone freeway adjacent “assuming you’re in ideal” situation with no construction or traffic. 🤣 I mean is there any time to go to the casino other than absurdly late?

@creativequant I actually live like 20 minutes from Rivers (without traffic, leaving late of course) but anything aside from Bally's is good for me. Potowatami in Milwaukee is also really nice

Casino dates are awesome!! 🤑 More please.

@JohnNuckFan @elleloveCHI Ugh ! Potto, has been brutal to me time and time again, until the most recent Poker Night playing there, instead of just playing bj or killing time on slots .

It’s been 2 years since i last counted cards at a us casino, but my very attractive face is in the database of known card counters 🤣 if any of those places have decent facial recognition, they could detect me, but since its been so long, i might be able to play there and get 30-60 minutes, maybe 2-3 hours of action on the BJ table until they eventually back me off for beating their game 🤣🤣

*UAE ASKS US FOR A WARTIME FINANCIAL LIFELINE: WSJ

@pizzintwatch *TRUMP SAYS US MILITARY SEIZED AN IRANIAN VESSEL IN GULF OF OMAN

Papa Johns Pizza (2.3 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity, reaching 244% this Saturday evening. DOUGHCON level is 3.

@sentdefender *TRUMP SAYS US MILITARY SEIZED AN IRANIAN VESSEL IN GULF OF OMAN

Iranians officials are lowering expectations of this week’s talks in Islamabad and appear suspicious that President Trump’s talk of a deal could be cover for a U.S. surprise attack, according to Axios.

LFG Futures! #Iran *TRUMP SAYS US MILITARY SEIZED AN IRANIAN VESSEL IN GULF OF OMAN

@PupscanLA Where’s the sky!

Newschopper 4 En Route

@PupscanLA Lfg!!