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boomers cry about property taxes because their homes have increased so much in value (they love that part) but they’re mad they have to pay taxes based on the higher value of their homes (they think that part is unfair.)

People from Houston genuinely think their life matters

Went to Barton springs today and there was more people there than an acl I hate this place

@bigbagsbobby Yall ate tf outa those chips bob

@HighyieldHarry @PaulSkallas Thank you Harry

@cringeNOTbased @PaulSkallas any help here?

I need someone to get Paul skallas to unblock me, it’s urgent.

@itsmarkmoran @MattFoleyCap Senator 🫡

@MattFoleyCap @cringeNOTbased You get it.

It’s breakup with your latina gf and make a scene at the bar Friday

The loneliest a man can be is posting his golf swing on his story I know this firsthand

@HESaBSG @Gargoylegroypa Good tweet, thank you

@Gargoylegroypa Male and 5’9” at 126lb ? You’re going to be a sentient fleshlight in prison for Republicans when Ayatollah Newsom ascends to his thousand year caliphate

126 lbs for a 5'9 male is not even in the underweight category. You people are just fucking fat.

You can tell a SNAP recipient to eat rice and beans. You can’t tell a net contributor taxpayer to just eat rice and beans. These are mammoth hunting first principles and resource allocation at play here

I can because I am normal and had a normal childhood. If you are making cookies on a stick over an open flame you should lose voting rights

Quiet quitting at work before I start my new position with Reaper Capital

@ReaperCapital #CheddarChaser #Bag #Pfuckyeah

I just hired @cringeNOTbased He’ll be working as the bathroom attendant at “the pflooog” a pflugerville themed kids restaurant in flagstaff. Please congratulate him and give him a warm welcome. And don’t forget we are doing free refills on chocolate milk Wednesdays between 1-3pm for seniors (must show an id over 77)

Stopped making plans for the future

I want to work for Mark Moran political campaign

Remember the movie Radio with Cuba Gooding Jr lmao

michael knowles if he locked in

@ReaperCapital “Hold” - I will be borrowing the money “Bands” - $1,000 USD = 1 band. “Unc” - you’re my uncle, I love you dearly

@cringeNOTbased need you to define some words: - "hold" - "bands" - "unc"

NY State tax just called: "Yeah you're right, it looks like we owe you $7,000" > They wanted me to pay them $44,000 I am a hero and champion. A Tax god. Many are saying I'm the smartest person living. A Renaissance man. A Living Legend.