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@cryptid_papi

• Cryptid truther • Nice Fella with Strong Arms • Marin County Loverboy • High IQ Retard •

NorCal Katılım Nisan 2021
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crypp@cryptid_papi·
Good luck with that
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iloveyourmummyjsyk
iloveyourmummyjsyk@g4na_xo·
while you’re crying over that girl, there’s a guy wishing you were gay
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Jo@junker_jo·
I say this with nothing but respect and empathy for people struggling with eating disorders but being pro-ana is absolutely the female moral analogue to being a child molester. Both are memetic pathogens that propagate themselves by grooming and initiating vulnerable children into a world of sadism and manipulation that destroys lives and more importantly people’s relationship with God. If anything is of the Devil it’s this shit. So NO I do not grant a world-famous pop star who has used her influence for DECADES to propagate her SICK and ROTTEN ideology, both through her public image and her anonymized explicitly pro-ana activity on tumblr etc, my “concern.”
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crypp@cryptid_papi·
@backklash_ Her next quirky misadventure music video if she had the guts
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Poolhouse@backklash_·
in my mind's eye, Mary Jo Kopechne (the young woman killed by Senator Ted Kennedy at Chappaquiddick in 1969) looks a lot like Sabrina Carpenter
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
It’s remarkable that you can say Jurassic Park has “no big themes” when Jeff Goldblum looks directly into the camera and says, “Worship of technology with no limits or ethical restraints will be the ruin of humanity.”
john@johnsemley3000

saw JURASSIC PARK (1993) in a theatre tonight. a truly great and meaningless movie, with no big themes or whatever. pure joy, with some scares, and yuks. despite seeing it probably 150 times, I had somehow forgotten how funny Goldblum is, and how evil Attenborough is.

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Skate Coach 𓅄
Skate Coach 𓅄@Sk8Couch·
People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue
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shawty bad, like morally
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Lego Kingo@LegoKingo·
I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck
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Nicki Minaj
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Feeding tubes will be his portion. He will lose the ability to speak & then & only then will he feel the collective pain & long term ramifications he caused to new borns, young children who are still trying to become acclimated into society & schools, traumatized pregnant women who couldn’t even have family in the delivery rooms & visits, the elderly who died alone & afraid, young ppl still struggling w/mental health, suicide, people turned away from hospitals at their most vulnerable moments, the trust that is now gone from innocent people toward their governments forever, billions of stolen money from hard working tax payers via con artists…I’ve been struggling to find the humor in any of this. God bless everyone who made it to the other side. You’re stronger than you thought. God is in control.
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Dinesh D'Souza@DineshDSouza

WATCH: Fauci says Nicki Minaj should 'think twice' before posting about vaccine hesitancy thepostmillennial.com/watch-fauci-sa…

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