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Pairing awful trades with sponsored rainbet slips we call that delta neutral

@dtrain22k If you’re not willing to floor the pedal yourself you don’t want it bad enough

Does anyone know how to hack a Rivian and remove the governor. 85 max cruise control is some bullshit.

@karbonbased Great point —

One thing I've learned from using llms is that I'm absolutely right

The most profitable traders on CT sprinkle in sponsored rainbet tweets bc they love sports

@penguin_curator You literally voted for this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@stoicsavage okay now say they won’t get nukes lol

@stoicsavage we are prob under pricing trump just saying it’s over we won they won’t get nukes for 100yrs or something

*ISRAELI MOSSAD AGENTS ARE CALLING IRAN REGIME OFFICIALS, THREATENING THEM PERSONALLY -- WSJ *ISRAEL TARGETED REVOLUTIONARY GUARD UNITS, LOCAL TEHRAN POLICE STATIONS, DOCUMENTS SHOW -- WSJ

@buyerofponzi the gayatollah looks so much like gainzy

CIA script writers working overtime

Imagine how hard a $1bn runner would hit right now

Okay ummmm….

@AutismCapital Gayatollah

🚨 NEW: Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei’s first interview since the big announcement.

@DeepDishEnjoyer by longing oil on a crypto exchange?

this is your last chance to escape the permanent underclass while your fellow crypto brothers rot in hell btw

@Jebus @karbonbased why yes sir I would love some camel crushes

@karbonbased And the cigarette coupon guy was always close behind Peak era

There was a period of time when the shot girls would bring these around for free for everyone at every party

@Rory_Johnston @Citrini7 Not your barrels not your crude that’s what my dad always said

Crude futures aren't telling the full story. See Dubai physical swaps (white, balance of the month) vs Brent prompt futures (blue) below. Normally they're pretty close, but right now there's a MAD bid for physical crude in the region—$100/bbl futs, $140/bbl physical barrels.

@nypost This is just what people from Cleveland look like

Bigfoot sightings light up the gloomiest corner of Ohio - residents report dogs are 'shaking in fear' trib.al/1ecC1TN

@frizzaud yes

Does anyone understand how strc works?

Oil traders bitching about price being manipulated BTC traders: