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@autumnsdad1 Throw it out. Not worth the 48 hour stomach flu risk

If something just expired a week prior but looked and smelled ok would you still consume it? The debate in my household right now..👀😆

@adalluch I’d say the families are having the worst day. Publicly humiliated. Sad.

If you are having a bad day, think about him. He is having a worse one. 😂

@peterboghossian “If you’d like to speak to an agent, please review the FAQs. Goodbye!”

Is it just me, or has customer service declined remarkably in the last few years?

@ThrillaRilla369 True Lies

Best Arnold Schwarzenegger movie but it can’t be any of the Terminators

@united 🤿

Share your most-used emoji and we’ll let you know where to fly next.

@briankoppelman Exile On Main St. the alpha and omega of all albums.

@emanningwriter The Church is doing enough lately to drive people away; amazing that the Church can’t make it easier to join. My family moved states and thus joined a new parish. We had a newborn and the parish wanted us to wait 6 months to baptism him because we were “new parishioners”

@stoolpresidente I think the media and odds makers are making up for that +14.5 spread on a #3 vs #7 matchup. Wisco was favored by +3.5 in a #13 vs #11. Enjoy your “no moral victories.” Nobody cares about moral victories except maybe everybody in the SEC! 🤣

Give these guys a cookie for losing the game! Cookies for everybody! That may fly at Notre Dame but at Michigan there are no moral victories for losses. We lost. Doesn’t matter by how many or how little. No cookies for us.

@KirkHerbstreit @NDFootball @GeorgiaFootball If it’s such a great win for Georgia, why did you drop Georgia out of your top 4? This doesn’t add up. It’s not like Georgia beat a Bob Davie-coached ND. ND was ranked 7!

SO IMPRESSED by @NDFootball tonight!! Willingness to play in a heavyweight brawl. Battled and had a chance to win in the end. Did NOTHING to hurt their cause-only strengthened their position. Great win for @GeorgiaFootball but Irish on the road gained some national respect!

@TweedTypewriter Mid-West Side til I die #hitemup

Only God Can Judge Us

@NikkiGlaser is my new fave comic. Not that she’s new to comedy but new to me! Hope she comes to @ComedyWorks Denver soon and performs with Denver’s great @brandttobler ! Stoked for Bangin on Netflix

@_brocktx @Brady_Quinn It obviously worked out for the Saints in the end, but I’m not sure that if given that situation 10 times that Brees/Payton would’ve played it the same way.

Terrible clock management.. use the timeout.

@KirkHerbstreit @ClemsonFB @AlabamaFTBL @OhioStateFB @LSUfootball @OU_Football @GeorgiaFootball I get we have to rank teams this early because the public demands it, tv demands it, and gamblers demand it. But I hope for one day when we don’t start ranking until after week 4. For now Top 4 are 1. ___ 2. ___ 3. ___ 4. ___

My top 4 after WEEK 2 1-@ClemsonFB 2-@AlabamaFTBL 3-@OhioStateFB 4-@LSUfootball Next 2 @OU_Football @GeorgiaFootball Everybody RELAX it’s been 2 weeks!! Still VERY fluid week to week until we see more. RELAX. “Lighten Up Francis” Tigers REWARDED for this win on the road!

@WSJ @WSJopinion @jasonrileywsj Pushing the “edge of” the envelope. Come on, WSJ

From @WSJopinion: Dave Chappelle made a career pushing the envelope, but his material—including the N-word—is no longer edgy, writes @jasonrileywsj on.wsj.com/2zVrgbm

@BrittMcHenry I’m not anti-pumpkin so much as annoyed with Starbucks and their arrogance for attempting to signal the change of the seasons in August.

As summer nears its sad end, I am adamant in being anti-pumpkin spice. Really just anti-pumpkin. Who is with me?

@joelklatt @united @lululemonmen @PandaExpress Airline-@SouthwestAir Seat- depends when I board. The joy of being able to select your seat on @SouthwestAir Gear- anything that doesn’t make you look like you’re in your bed Food- in the terminal @ChickfilA ; on the plane anything that doesn’t smell- have some manners

Travel season starts tomorrow...I want to know your favorite Airline - @united Seat - #Window Gear - @lululemonmen ABC pants Airport Food - @PandaExpress GO!!!

@NikkiGlaser @ComedyZoneJax I go alone to comedy works in Denver all the time. Can’t miss out seeing the great @brandttobler and amazing guest comics

GO TO COMEDY SHOWS ALONE. It’s a badass move. You don’t have to worry about if your friends are having fun. And no one cares if you go alone. I think it makes you cooler than if you brought a bunch of drunk friends with you. JACKSONVILLE TOMORROW AND SAT @ComedyZoneJax #goalone

@ComfortablySmug Remember: going to bed at 10:30 and being asleep by 10:30 are different

Going to bed by 10:30 is the greatest gift you can give yourself.

@chrisdelia Maybe first master rules of grammar. There ARE two rules. But your gym rules are on point 👍

GUYS There’s TWO RULES at the gym. 1 - Don’t hit on girls. 2 - Don’t work out so close to the dumbbells that people can’t get to them.