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@amelia_tweetz @KronickSusan Eggs are 99 cents a dozen. Stop buying eggs laid by gay, woke chickens.

I miss when buying groceries felt normal. Now every trip to the store feels like I’m making terrible life decisions. You grab eggs, bread, chicken, a few snacks and suddenly it’s $140 like what the hell even happened 😐 Nobody’s living lavish. People are just trying to eat without feeling financially punished for it.

@TedBrownLiberty @LongTimeHistory In Meh-hee-Ko. Right?

@LongTimeHistory This is disgraceful. Luis needs to be released immediately.

ICE detain high school senior—days before graduation. "They chained my feet, my waist, and my hands," he said. "I told them I was a student, they said it didn’t matter." "Agents now wake us up at 4:00am every day to eat—but there’s only 1 plate and 1 spoon for 8 people—we have to share." Luis Fernando Cabrera was pulled over for a traffic stop by Texas Department of Public Safety—who then called ICE. He was driving home from working nights to support his family—in time to take his nephew to daycare in the morning. Luis was a good student as well as a star soccer player at Northeast Early College High School in Austin, Texas.

@Azgal43026529 @LongTimeHistory Wait. I thought they were Nazis.

@LongTimeHistory #FuckICE

@LongTimeHistory If you don’t fight deportation you will be in the facility for as little as four days. If you fight deportation. Over a year. If you leave voluntarily you can come back. Legally. Spare us the BS crocodile tears.

@LongTimeHistory Sure.

@SoCalBeachGurl @nowthis254 Addicted to fentanyl or other opiates. She overdosed.

@nowthis254 What was her illness?

Faithful donors, followers, and supporters deserve to know what happened to Joni Lamb. Why did she try to hide her illness?

@andrewwommack lol. I’ll rewrite it for you. Joni Lamb faked a back injury and received opioid prescriptions to feed her addictions. She overdosed. You don’t die from a “back injury”.

Honoring the Life and Legacy of Joni Lamb Yesterday, Joni Lamb was promoted to glory. Joni had remained private about the physical struggles she was experiencing in recent months, but a fall aggravated the problems, and on May 7, Joni got to see Jesus face to face. She is more alive than ever, and I’m sure she is rejoicing like never before. The Daystar Television Network released a statement that Joni had plans in place for the continuation of the network, so it will continue its mission of broadcasting the Gospel all over the world. Joni was a friend to Jamie and me. She often told me that she prayed for my boys daily. I’ve been privileged to be one of the broadcasters on Daystar since 2002. Joni ministered at Charis Bible College and visited with us in our home. She will be missed, but the seeds she has planted will continue to grow in the lives of multiplied millions all over the world. Please pray that the transition will go smoothly, and that the Lord will comfort all those who were close to Joni and give them wisdom about how to continue the wonderful ministry that Marcus and Joni birthed. I pray this serves as a wake-up call and reminder that each of us is just passing through this life. Joni made her life count. She has great rewards in heaven. We need to redeem the time and make sure we are putting first the kingdom of God. It’s only what is done for the glory of God that will last into eternity. Andrew Wommack

@Lor_blueeyes @theerubicon I’m not a MAGA. India has the resources to take care of it themselves. Not our problem.

USAID was 3% of the federal budget. You pay about 9% in federal taxes. So 3% of 9%. If you work a 40 hour week that’s 40*9%=3.6 hours 216 minutes *3% = 6.5 minutes. You are mad because you had to work 6.5 minutes a Week to help other countries so you could have a cell phone (primary resources in those countries) , but not mad because they just blew up Iran with your tax money or more than 1h of your time. MAGA logic I guess.

Birthright tourism is less than 1% of all births. It’s a problem that can be fixed, but not why they want to cancel WongKimArk. White nationalist are cowards. They can’t even come out and tell the truth if why they want this decision overturned after 127 years.

@PatsyDiabetes @RobertKennedyJr Why haven’t we closed the beaches yet?

The Hantavirus is terrifying. We need to act quickly and lock the country down. @RobertKennedyJr is doing nothing. This is criminal!

@Lor_blueeyes @theerubicon I don’t care what anyone does. I’m just not paying for it.

@cujobassplayer @theerubicon Transgender people are celebrated in India Should we worry about your sexual intimate behaviors? You seem suspect.

@officer_Lew That’s the result of coddling the Dindoo Nuffins tribe for 50 years.

WOW🚨: Fast food spots installing bulletproof glass between employees and customers is wild. What a time to be alive.

@RunningBear571 @Boomingbox Located in Imastupidfuckinglyingdumbassville.

@Boomingbox Totally agree. Grocery prices have gone vertical here in the Midwest in past year. Biden gave us 21% total inflation but Trump's tariffs and war really F'd things up. Produce is nuts, but for some reason I can still get a 5 lb bag of Idahos for < $3. Where are potatoes $2.49/lb?

Grocery prices are getting ridiculous. $2.49 a pound for potatoes. $5.99 a pound for tomatoes? $9.99 a pound for chuck roast, round steak, and ground beef. A pot roast dinner for a family of 5 is going to cost $100.00.

@Boomingbox @MartyMoore659 I just bought a $10 pork butt roast. I’ll get 10 servings out of it. I buy rice in bulk. Frozen veggies. The average woman consumer falls for the pretty packaging and thinks the most expensive thing is the best. A marketers favorite sucker. You are gullible. And irresponsible.

@MartyMoore659 🙄Gaslighting is when you pull prices out of your head, not when you post the prices with pictures. The chuck roast was $62.89, not $20. The dumbest responses come from the MAGA cult.

@Chase126David @Boomingbox These idiots are utterly incapable of making responsible decisions when shopping. Bitching about $8 eggs. You can get 18 for a $1.59 as long as you stop falling for the free range grain fed bullshit.

@Boomingbox Or you could get 5 pounds of potatoes for $2.94 at Walmart.

@Boomingbox You need to learn how to shop.

@theerubicon @Lor_blueeyes The fact that we were sending $5,000,000 annually to an AIDS clinic for transgender in India is the most egregious & mind boggling misuse of taxpayer money I’ve ever heard of. It’s absolutely fucking insane. Whoever approved it should go to jail. Or a mental institution.

@Lor_blueeyes @cujobassplayer It was not the only aid organization that uses the magic of alchemy called banking to get money turned into cars houses and the occasional Rolex while hospitals can't provide basic care and people continue to suffer. Unless you're rich in Africa.

@idiocracy310 @jemelehill @TheAtlantic I know two guys who cheated on their wives and got caught. Both women stayed with them. In part because they have teenagers and they decided that divorce was the worst possible solution. These are good friends of ours and they chose to stay together. It’s their business.

@jemelehill @TheAtlantic There is 1 reason I want this to go away and 1 reason I want it all to come out. I wish it would go away to spare the humiliation of the spouses. I want to have it all out to give this spouses all the evidence they need to hammer them in the divorces

I wrote this a couple weeks ago for @TheAtlantic, the Patriots are fooling themselves if they think this story is just going to go away. Now that it’s crossed over into tabloid territory, they’re not only going to be digging through the crates, but following his every move from here on out theatlantic.com/culture/2026/0…

@CoryD1985 @jemelehill @TheAtlantic Anyone who cares isn’t a football fan. Warren Cromartie had something like 14 kids by a dozen women.

@jemelehill @TheAtlantic Oh shut tf up clowns. Y'all jealous Patriots haters are just nervous af because they went to the Superbowl. So now yall trying to get Vrabel removed because you all know he's the coach to make it happen. You're fooling yourself if you think we give a shit if it goes away or not.

@LucasFlywalker @jemelehill @TheAtlantic I don’t condone it but I also don’t care. All I care about is that he puts his team in the position to win. I know people with side chicks whose wives don’t care as long as they get a new loaded SUV every few years and shopping money. Not all marriages are conventional.

@jemelehill @TheAtlantic One of the crazy parts about this is all of the adultery sympathizers coming out of the woodwork. "Leave them alone", "stop harassing them", "we support our coach", "why is this such a big deal?" and on and on. Crazy that people would try to explain & justify adultery.

@NESportsfan1961 @jemelehill @TheAtlantic The Post showing up at her house on Easter Sunday is pretty much the sleaziest move possible. Scumbag tabloid media vultures who don’t know the difference between a slot receiver and a tight end are total douchebags.

@jemelehill @TheAtlantic With vultures like you, nobody from the Patriots thought this was going away. And make no mistake, this is not a me v Jemele thing. This is a larger societal question: When is enough, enough? I don’t expect a reply, but we have too many people living in glass houses.