Harry Hawker

@Ninney2021 All my favourites

Today's Tshirt 🖤🤍 summing me up! #NerdyDirtyInkedNCurvy 👌🏻

@Figuregirl1977 @rachaelbereba Fabulous!

@rachaelbereba 49yrs old.

Dear Gym rats, Do you look your age? Quote/reply with a picture and how old you are.

@ShepsVodkaParty @ovaleasteregg I usually get a community note or a warning for something I can’t remember doing or liking. Then I realise my sons hacked my account again!

Everything cute on here is now AI and it's pissing me off

@BlancoGoGo I was thinking the same thing it’s early. Hope you feel better soon

@curryman07 So early this year!

#Hayfever is kicking my butt today 🤧 *cancels gym in a vain effort to feel well enough for #DateNight tonight 💞

@Ninney2021 I never enter peoples DMs unless invited. I’m a gentleman 😂😂

When you tell them no, and ask them to stop... 3 strikes and you're out! Just don't lads if a girl says no!! #blocked

@JohnNicholRAF @Ralph_Retriever Ralph wants everyone to buy the book so John can keep him in treats and tennis balls. The lifestyle Ralph has become accustomed to

2/ @Ralph_Retriever encourages you to ignore your tennis ball & order the perfect gift for you or a loved one: an individually signed & personally dedicated copy of BLITZ at: coles-books.co.uk/blitz-by-john-… Repost 4 chance to win a signed copy!

My 20th book, BLITZ: When WW2 Came Home is out next month. If you want me to sign AND dedicate YOUR own book, my friends @ColesBooks are taking pre-orders now. Link in next post. REPOST for chance to WIN a signed copy!

@BlancoGoGo Not me I’m still here and not just for the nudity 😂😂

Have I accidentally unfollowed someone? Or are Twitter’s numbers still up the spout? I’m 2 ‘following’ down this morning. Did you soft block me? Have you deactivated? Bastards.

@Ninney2021 I sound like a hobbit when I talk

All good things... 😇

@SafferTheGaffer You’re bloody amazing

@Ninney2021 Yeah I can always tell when my son’s been on my Twitter. My tl is full of boobs! He follows them using my Twitter. He thinks he’s being funny because if I unfollow he will follow 2 more etc etc. I change password he hacks it #autism 😤

I feel I need to add that this is due to male followers constantly commenting on women's posts that not only have their knockers out but also flaps & even butt plugs... Each to their own but I don't wanna see it... Muted or blocked from now!!

@johnMbrooks72 @PeterOlsson @HedleyCarter @milmodelscene Swiss Army loaf

Today's fresh loaf Tracks, roof rack, winch and plough Ohh come on baby!!! #uaz @PeterOlsson @HedleyCarter @milmodelscene

@SpitfireFilly Just some light reading material

The humble beginnings of a new adventure...! 📚

@steonthesea Mother in law

Not many will get this right.... Name the animal

This song is so iconic in a period when music was absolutely great! #Erasure

@CarolMaps @GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG You’re welcome

@curryman07 @GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG No but now I will only think of that until I do.

@rednuoPdnuorG do you know what a Jammy Joey is? I’m shocked at folk not knowing 😳

@CarolMaps @GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG Ever had them with hot custard? 😈

@curryman07 @GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG Aye, correct.

@CarolMaps @GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG Originally from Ireland I believe Wee Jammy Joeys

@GLB_88 @rednuoPdnuorG Cakes. They’re cakes FFS.

@medieval_rat I didn’t know Nelson Mandela worked at Chernobyl ?

So it turns out the small Brazilian town of Rolandia has a waxworks museum. First up Nelson Mandela

@BlancoGoGo Yeah 100%! My mate had it first and then me the next night. But my mate and the penguin flooded the bathroom and his dad caught them. His dad rang the zoo to explain and then rang my mum. During the bollocking all I kind think about was I didn’t have my turn.

@curryman07 NO!!!! No! Nooooo! Is this true?!

I’ve just seen 2 nuns I can’t remember the last time I saw a nun in the wild, can you?