Cuz It’s Mid

@NotPaneen Ur the Chelsea @Sxne19iv2

Got a gaffer that can’t even pull his own son

@sameyungniqqa @hotboydame @painbuiltt Definitely is otherwise how else you getttint the Yeezys in 26

@hotboydame @painbuiltt this satire?

i forgot better fits than you ever thought of

@billahibarkley This reminded me how he was the biggest crock in prem history and then hasnt missed a game for us in two years

I totally agree with you John

@Chief_Omz @owenthfc__ Yeah he wasn’t great

@owenthfc__ Hot take but he was also very overrated at Chelsea. Extremely inconsistent, people talk like he would’ve had a similar career to Brazilian greats if he stayed in Europe

I'm not usually nosey when it comes to footballers finances but I really would love to see Oscar's bank account. Chinese money back in the day was the OG Saudi money & he was there for 7 years

@FisheraliceDAO @CyrilFCB_ @vini_ball Lahm

@CyrilFCB_ @vini_ball And put who?

The best XI of all time IMO, thoughts?

@ADoseofBuckley @turdducken Whatever category you would put yourself in, that bassline backing track to your videos will probably be forever seared into my mind as synonymous with the hilarious polemic Canadian eviscerating retarded songs

@dothemathagai @turdducken Not too bad. Yeah, I comment on way too many things on Twitter every day. I'm not following the proper rules of being an "Internet celebrity" (luckily, I'm not one, so I don't have to follow the rules!)

@ADoseofBuckley @turdducken Wtf wild DoseOfBuckley sighting. How you doin man

@turdducken People who didn't grow up watching Norm on weekend update.

@promo2fly Get that dick out your throat

this nigga Drake had Jill Scott, SZA, Serena Williams, Zoe Kravitz and y'all let Mr Morale convince you he only gets groupies, no real women. when people hate you they will run with any narrative.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @KanteBeStopped7

🚨 Xavi Simons has completed medical before moving to Tottenham Hotspur from RB Leipzig. €60m deal agreed club-to-club + personal terms done for 22yo attacker to join #THFC pending final details being sorted between Dutch int’l & #RBLeipzig @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65811…

@KanteBeStopped7 I don’t think so Vasili….

Is this Caicedo 2.0

@ConnCFC fuck up nigga there's way bigger shit going on

Chelsea actually got £35m and a sell on clause for Nkunku. Ac Milan we love you with all our hearts

@HarveyW25218869 @NotPaneen He’s the most arrogant dumbass

@NotPaneen Garret speaks like he’s fucking gods gift at times. As if he just cannot be wrong 🤣

Look how these pussy kniccas talk like their shit don’t stink loool. Fuck you

@IsmaillIlIlI @Estewow That’s why we’re world champions

@Estewow Best youngster itl Best 10 itl best CF itl best Rb itl best DM itw best LB itl wow surely u win the league right?

@tolafolaa This needs a music video bro

man i think i want serena

@HayatG36 @Ic3Evaa Yes

@Ic3Evaa Would you rather have this squad because It finished 3rd?

@MmmoooBBBok @willreyner @CFCDaily Probably which makes it incredibly annoying timing for us to play them lol but it doesn’t change that until they do lose those guys they’re a great lil side

@willreyner @CFCDaily I don't think so. They will sell both Guehi and Eze and it will not be the same

How are we feeling about yesterday then…💭

@Pano_Footy You can't build a house on quicksand

There are actual grown adults whose takeaway from this game is that Chelsea Drew Palace 0-0 because a 19 Y.O. CB can’t split defenses with his eyes-closed like Levi as if there aren’t 7 attackers ahead of him in the build-up.

@KColeinhiding That would make perfect sense. But thats not how this board operates. The directors weird player fetishes (I'd say Brighton or CFA, but certain guys like Garnacho etc have no nepotism links just pure strange fixation) take priority. They'll only sell 1 guy and say we cant do Xavi

jackson staying literally implies we dont get garnacho? simons replaces nkunku. do you doombaiters not even think before you post anymore?

@CFCPys @SkyKaveh Agreed mate. What a joke

Respect to the Journalist but this is one of my least favourite articles ever, and @SkyKaveh, Freedom of speech is a right! Maresca has every right to speak publicly. - #CFC briefing Tosin elite - Feeling Maresca is taking pressure on himself instead of telling the truth, basically calling him a lier, nice way to think about your manager that! - Questioning why Maresca spoke public, WELL MAYBE BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT THE SQUAD NEEDS! Unlike Potter and Pochettino, he’s shown he knows what he’s talking about tactically! - Chelsea apparently don’t want another panic Disasi buy, WELL DONT BUY ANOTHER PLAYER THE LEVEL AND FIT OF DISASI??? - #CFC briefing lack of options on the market as an excuse to not get anyone - Chelsea now apparently expect big things from Anselmino, which is rubbish as he was nowhere near our immediate plans 1-2 weeks ago - Signing another centre back may create issues for Colwill when he comes back, how? Isn’t our recruitment briefings all about versatile players? Why would a signing block Colwill? Why are we assuming Colwill will come back the same player anyway?

@PesoBets Was thinking doing Watene for 2 and Sloan for 2, should I now swap Sloan for Christian for 2? Or would you rather put two tries from individual Dragons pieces

Just seeing Sloan is out now😅