Well fine then. For our 250th we just might see a duel.
shelby@thetrueshelby
The dumbest guy in Congress is in charge of Homeland Security. Great job, MAGA.
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The Green Lady of Ladyland
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The Green Lady of Ladyland
@cydbennett11
Tell me no lies and get vaxxed.
Katılım Kasım 2016
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When you think about the food world. Who is the harshest judge ever?
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This is the time when the First Lady should step up and be with her man.
Keith Edwards@keithedwards
He’s dying
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@mariana057 You do. When you get a new stove after a quarter century it's hard.
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@TheRickWilson I didn't believe twitter when that happened and you said that was it. I was so mad. Fuck.
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Well, it worked here…
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote
Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting.
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You failed. You got neither.
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson
I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.
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“No stupider thing has ever been said by a President about the outcome of a war.”
~ @Lawrence
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
🚨BREAKING: Trump says that the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by “me and the Ayatollah. Whoever the Ayatollah is” What the actual f*ck?
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When Trump dies, I hope the word GOOD trends around the world…
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@MissesDread Well good, I have been wondering about you. Are you safe from the floods and is it still raining?
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My stuffed dinosaur needs to be washed but his little arms are too fragile for the machine, even on gentle, so Terence is taking a tubby instead. 🦖😶🌫️
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This is some dark of night shit .
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum
BREAKING: Markwayne Gacy has been confirmed as the new Secretary of Homeland Security.
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So fair. Do I need a handkerchief?
bonky@shesbonky
please don't make me read an entire article about this horrible person, just tell me, how does one die in a freak pickleball accident?
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I can't believe we are humoring Der Gropenfurher.
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@MysterySolvents Well yeah. Rancid cottage cheese brain and drug cocktail agree.
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Why did Trump really go to Graceland today? Is he just checking things off of his bucket list before he dies?
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@QondiNtini @JessicaTarlov You should be. You need a long moment.
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JESSICA TARLOV SAID SENATOR MY BOO ON FOX NEWS AND I AM NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD 🤣
@JessicaTarlov thanks for putting my name for him in the minds of Fox News viewers lmao
Acyn@Acyn
Compagno: I think people are being way too generous. Ossoff looks like— Jessica: Stop
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Depends on how many depends he went through today.
NoelCaslerComedy@caslernoel
The only similarities between Elvis & Trump are 14 year-old girls, drug addiction and impacted bowels but I guess it Depends.
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