Nicholas Alahverdian

@VeraMBergen This is so beautiful

Quite the photo

this fucking wrecked me

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

RIP Darrell Sheets! Our prayers are with you and your family! It’s been a honor to share the stage with you the last 15 years! #aetv #storagewars #realitytv

Notice they were quiet. This ain’t their first rodeo 😂

@LoganHowe @ExxAlerts That’s all I could think of. What if it were a child and not a lambo? He was reversing away, far ahead of her and she still didn’t see him.

People blaming the lambo for being low profile don't understand the concept of paying attention to where you're going, especially in a parking lot. Last I checked, a child was smaller than a lambo... this woman should not have been operating that truck. (Notice, I didn't say driving).

ALERT: Florida woman drives her lifted truck over a Lamborghini she didn't see in a parking lot. “Thank you God for another day and another chance,” the man in the Lamborghini said. “Material things don't matter to me, my health is the main thing. Nothing stops us, there is much more to grow.”

@Kami @Budget Horrible company. I was double charged and called, they said that I needed to email them a receipt, which I guess they don’t automatically email one to you. But I could never get ahold of anyone at the location I rented from to get one. Just ate the charge and won’t be back.

I would love to thank @Budget for renting me a vehicle with THREE OPENED BEER CANS under the driver’s seat. I could quite literally spend the night in jail if I got pulled over due to your negligence and failure to clean the car!!!!

@jam_Bending @mellromao Thank you

@mellromao Pra quem não entendeu é só imaginar estar comendo fondue

A princípio pensei que o vento os estava ajudando. 😂

That Sabrina Carpenter incident reminded me that people from primitive cultures can’t comprehend when it is appropriate to be silent.

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam on Israel: "I swear to god there's some people out there just ready to kill and go across borders and take over land that doesn't belong to them, and they should get the fuck out. We don't want to give them our taxes to drop bombs on children. No more!"

@tropicalupdate @NASA Kaela - We are looking into this.

@RikkiBitters @MarieIsabellaB My mom when she had her stroke and they asked her what she had for dinner the night before. Her: “a Hershey bar and a Coke”

@MarieIsabellaB Omg seriously. And then you try to introduce fruits and veggies into their diet and they act exactly like you did as a kid and then you just sigh and open a couple beers and holy shit it’s exactly the same

“I’m not mad, just disappointed”

@DachshundColin If not friend, why friend shaped?

I'm an ER doctor: don't even think about it.

@thethethumbcat @MrKyleStP @bostonradio For the plot

@MrKyleStP @bostonradio why

You guys do know what ends up in the runoff that drains into the Charles, right? I’m all set with the steam treatment.

@imagesaicouldnt K

@ChanceWilsonJMJ @andrewOingalls Hit them with 🤷

@andrewOingalls What do you even do in this scenario

He found it

@JiisungBug My boys have empathy, so I can’t relate.

My son put a thumbtack in my food but it’s ok, he’s just a boy!🥰 Any other #boymoms relate?

@DukeChutney This is me when watching my kids play Human Fall Flat with other players. Excruciating.

Amazing parenting showcased in r/RocketLeague

the man I like a lot gave me a piece of the berlin wall and it touched my soul

@equine__dentist Can someone make this for me but with fruitopia?

lizard milk i need you