Charlotte Zoller

the italian i met in paris left stockholm moved home to italy and took me for pizza in milan

the italian i met in paris who lives in stockholm took me to his hometown in italy

an italian i met in paris is throwing me a house party in stockholm

former girl boss, current boss baby

@hebennigatu @CraigSJ he went over it briefly on his tiktok!! tiktok.com/t/ZTFcDA6gk/

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

Can you actually die from doomscrolling

@offbeatorbit honestly pretty good

I’m at a bar. How is SNL so far?

staying awake for SNL but making up for it with the extra hour of sleep from DST….that’s election math baby

"i moved out of the city and im so much happier" love that for you but i need see a 1970s arthouse film at 2:30pm on a wednesday in theater with 15 unemployed strangers or i will die

honk all you want, silly goose—I am under no legal obligation to turn right on red😊

@torqpenderloin your work doesn’t go unnoticed 🙏

i'm the guy who created all the rideshare areas at america's airports and i'm clinically insane

@jeremypgordon spectacular i’ll take 14 of em

I will be rolling into happy hour with a box full of my own books

@svershbow diverged in a yellow wood…

Two loaves

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

they really said you better not be down bad crying at the gym when i get there

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@sad13 @cloudnothings happy birthday dylan!!!!!

Patio Hall Of Fame Album.

i could watch like three hours of this

@offbeatorbit sometimes my desire to own a litter robot is so strong i, a dog person, seriously consider adopting a cat

it's insane how much the litter robot has changed my life and I've only had it a week