Tyner

I would love to see how much revenue Todo gets from Elon Musk for such daily dosages of dizzy takes 😭😭🙌. Cant be roasted day and night for peanuts ngl

@ldavid2kl I'm learning the hard way!!

for your own sanity, do not get obsessed with someone you are not in a relationship with.

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

@DillenMasawi The Java that i know is a programming language.

From posting private jets and lambos to kuswera nema podcaster asingageze. Haaaa life will humble you fast😂😂😂😂

@Comred_Zambezi This tweet was made at 9:30PM, It tells a story😂😂😂

Pane munhu wandaiudza kuti achafira pasi pangu,haa ndanyara asekuru😂🙌

@FinLitBae zvokwadi murume uyu ndaimuremekedza fani, ndabatikana

Since it’s a free world let me exercise my right to speak as you have exercised yours by saying since makati beneficiary ndibhururu wenyu it’s very difficult to not think matumwa. How about we go back to the basics of the available constitution and do what it says? We don’t seek a less divisive way, we seek to uphold a constitution that currently exists. It’s painful to say this to a lawyer to be honest, one would imagine they know better.

@TheLifeZoomer As expensive as the heart palpitations your tweet gave me😂😂😂

@daddynaaa You are expensive😂😂

Hello, Firstly, THANK YOU everyone for your concern. I’m ok. Just a bit shaken up, but I’ll be fine. For those who don’t know what happened, I was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the petrol station. After it happened my hands were shaking, I felt dizzy and I was probably in shock. My money was gone, so I called the police. They were fantastic and even called an ambulance because my blood pressure was through the roof. The officer asked if I knew who did it… I said: “Yes, it was pump number 4.” ⛽️💸😂 If you don’t get it, forget about. 😀😀

@TheLifeZoomer $50

@daddynaaa How much?

@Wachewee Now I'm a proud all-rounder 😅

@daddynaaa Kkk mofana kutogona hardware zvese nesoft yacho

People think Mechanical Engineers fix cars. Others think Metallurgists are Plant Operators and whole lot of people think Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry What's the biggest misconception about your profession🤔

@Abramjee @PSiRALive @SAPoliceService Sikhona

Private Security vs Private Security. This incident apparently took place recently in Sandton. @PSiRALive @SAPoliceService

@Madzidady Handiise sipo kumeso pakadai, ko ndikamedzwa ndisingaoni

Kana musingade hama mudzimba dzenyu munotaura, shuwa ishower rudzii yakadai? Now hana haina kana kugadzikana.😭😭😭Handidzoke futi.

@Pk_hvs Ndaona mzaya wangu James

A friend shared this photo on her facebook page. That was us pursuing articles training in Harare. I am not sure of the exact year. I think it was towards end of 2016. Can you spot me?

At 26 years old I made a decision that changed the course of my life. I was working as an Anti-Money Laundering Compliance Officer at @HSBC when I uncovered activity that raised serious concerns about terrorist financing and cartel money moving through the banking system. At first, I quietly passed intelligence to the @CIA. Eventually, I walked into the @FBI with the evidence. What happened next was not the heroic movie version people imagine. I lost everything. My career collapsed. My finances disappeared. I was targeted by terrorist organizations and drug cartels. There was a period where I was sleeping on a camping cot because I could not even afford a bed. At one point, I went to work at @PFChangs. I often reflect on how surreal that moment in life was. I went from working inside a Chinese bank investigating financial crime… to working inside a Chinese restaurant trying to rebuild my life. But those years taught me something I will never forget. Dignity comes from doing the right thing — not from your title or your job. Slowly, things began to change. People in my professional network stepped forward. Mentors gave me opportunities. Friends believed in me when I had nothing left. Because of them, I was able to rebuild. Today I lead a private intelligence agency working alongside former CIA, FBI, and military intelligence professionals investigating corruption, financial crime, and hidden assets around the world. But I will never forget those years. They reminded me that integrity has a price — but it also attracts the kind of people who help you stand back up. To everyone who believed in me when I had nothing… Thank you.

@RossowUugulu @ChrisExcel102 @grok @dme_363 You gained a follower😂😂😂

Hi. I’ll be your assigned guider for today. Well, let’s delve into it. This is @ChrisExcel102, the Twitter President. He governs Twitter better than how Tinubu does to Nigeria. This is @grok, everyone’s friend, yet the fakest friend ever. Fvck her, even!🤕 This is @dme_363, the toughest twar soldier on the TL. He holds two DCM medals from the Namibia vs Nigeria twar. This is @SizweDhlomo, the richest man on the TL after Elon himself. He’s the inspiration of all the young aspiring billionaires. This is @thebiggspeaker, the certified hater on the TL. Nothing impresses this mf. This is @destinyzee, the coolest gossiper on. She provides the TL with all the juicy highlights.❤️ This is @blackpornrts, they serve adult content. Visit their page when you wanna Dj. This is @lavidaNOTA, the smartest controversial person on the TL. This mf knows everything😭 This is @RossowUugulu, the most blocked person on the TL. I don’t even know what he’s still doing here. Stay tuned for your next guider from the Middle East who’ll continue where I ended. In the meantime, enjoy the humour, enjoy the lessons, and lastly, welcome to X!

@DillenMasawi We actually do🤣

Vanhu ve IT sei vachiita sevane dress code yavo vega kumabasa😂😂😂😂

@Thelumusa_Nkosi NP300

Cars that shouldn’t have been discontinued?

@Catholic_bro Marian dogmas.

What’s the most misunderstood Catholic teaching in your opinion?

@Daisy01196043 @XUFFLER @LadyM1306 Damn🤣🤣

@XUFFLER @LadyM1306 "The lights are on but nobody is home"

Berita is a legal Zimbabwean artist in South Africa just like Nasty C and every other South African artist that’s living in the US. Patriotism is about fighting illegal immigrants who come to our country to destroy so let’s not attack people who are here legally and aren’t partaking in anything illegal.