@noodles_nood So sorry to hear you’re struggling Dr Noodles- please keep yourself safe. Sorry you’re not getting the support you deserve.
I have been qualified for 15 years but would love to be as cool as you when I grow up.
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Rory
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Mister Sifter sold me songs when I was [considerably older than] 16.
(Ten points to whoever gets the reference.)
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@fesshole Is that what they mean by a marathon sex session?
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@DocOnSkis The anxious teenage lad when you tell him that the lump he has been worrying about is his epididymis and he’s going to be fine.
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happiest_pts = [
'Catheterising a patient in urinary retention.' ,
'Evacuating a subungual haematoma.' ,
'Showing an anxious mother their normal-looking foetus with a good heartbeat.' ,
'"Fixing" a pulled elbow.' ]
a = input('Add to the list: ')
happiest_pts.append(a)
...?
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The latest iPhone update that has put the internet search bar at the bottom instead of the top is *so annoying*
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@andrewdmct @victoriabaths Happy anniversary! Was such a great day! We always talk about it when ever we hear Proud Mary. Hope you guys are well. Jen sends her love too. X
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@clarewenham Hi. My wife has a craft blog with some nice ideas: @JenTheCraftyHen.
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Tweeps - anyone got any great suggestions for fun Christmas things we can do with small kids to make the next few weeks special for them, given the circumstances?
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@AITA_reddit Wait wait wait...hold on...
It's 1st October and we're using 'submarine' as a euphemism for tampon.
Dear gods of pun, we are unworthy of these gifts you bestow....
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AITA for calling my boyfriend's grandmother disgusting for handling my used hygiene products? bit.ly/36mhnot
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@_F_B_G_ He looks terrible. Quick, get him a pizza! I hear he likes them deep-pan, crisp and even. @DadJokeMan
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This what Good King Wenceslaus (martyred on this day in 935) looks like today- which is also, coincidentally, how I feel at the prospect of the next few months. Who said the saints had no relevance for today?
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Rory retweetledi
"British people went round the world systematically removing those cultural moments and memories from other people."
@afuahirsch says Brits are not the victims of statue removal, they're the main perpetrators.
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@Bill_Esterson Hello, genuine question. Please can you point me to some data regarding Southport voting to leave? I’m aware our Conservative MP has also made this claim.
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I have knocked on doors in remain voting Sefton Central since the election and in neighbouring leave voting Southport. Voters in both constituencies who didn’t vote for us overwhelmingly choose @Keir_Starmer as the most likely leader to win their support #KeirForLeader
Karl Turner MP@KarlTurnerMP
73% leave vote in East Hull. When leadership issue was raised (most every door) they said @Keir_Starmer was the candidate they’d most trust to lead @UKLabour to power. Fact!
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@Beccajfish Indeed it was! Seems like yesterday. I’m GPing in Liverpool these days. Haven’t caught up with Cressida for a while but she was working in Marple last time we spoke. Congrats again on the new post. Sounds like you’ve been very busy!
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@daford5 Hi Rory, I think you were- with Cressida? Was it Oldham?
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Today I was signed off for completion of surgical training.
17 years since graduation
12 years on the reg rota via 2 kids and a PhD, a very supportive husband and an amazing nanny.
Can’t really put what I’m feeling into words, but it’s something like this...
#ilooklikeasurgeon
GIF
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@geri_baby Hello. Worth checking if your surgery is signed up to the NHS app as this allows you to verify your details without going in.
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Introducing #NintendoSwitchLite – a compact, lightweight console that's dedicated to handheld play!
This new addition to the #NintendoSwitch family arrives 20/09 in 3 different colours.
👉: nintendo.co.uk/Nintendo-Switc… twitter.com/NintendoUK/sta…
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@gp_liverpool Hello, we have a maternity locum post in Maghull if you’re interested: jobs.gponline.com/employer/175/w…
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From Oct 2019, I’ll be a fresh-faced, enthusiastic, newly-qualified GP, based in the #Liverpool / #Merseyside area.
Really keen to hear about any opportunities coming up, working in a salaried or locum post.
Feel free to get in touch via DM, and we can take it from there! 😀👍🏼
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Rory retweetledi
“Hi, it’s the UK office here... we’re not 100% sure about the new slogan...”
Pop-Tarts@PopTartsUS
I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny
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Rory retweetledi
Over 1000 jobs, incalculable UK expertise, a cornerstone of our global reputation as a medicines world leader... all of it thrown away today. And for what? Some vacuous guff about “sovereignty”. A truly dark day for British medicine 😔
EU Medicines Agency@EMA_News
Today, EMA staff lowered the 28 EU flags and symbolically said goodbye to their London offices. Guido Rasi expressed his thanks to the UK for its contribution to the work of the Agency and for having been a gracious host of EMA since 1995.
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Of COURSE UKIP collapsed. They won, didn’t they? Got the one thing they wanted. Not needed anymore. They’re the umbilical cord that helped birthed this catastrophe. There’s no celebrating to be done here.
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