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@fred_guttenberg See the final inclusion of donkey turds for polish and color

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@realTuckFrumper I would give odds on an early retirement. He’s done no more than promised.

JUDICIAL CONFERENCE: Have ethics issued finally caught up with Clarence Thomas? occupydemocrats.com/2024/01/20/jud…

@aliciaandrz The boot, boss, the Boot! What was the destruct coder?

I hesitated to post because of, you know, all the assholes on here but we truly have a lot of fun.

@BaddCompani @Angry_Staffer Unwrapped a tube of Titleist.

@Angry_Staffer Golf

Holy hand herpes, Batman! But seriously, Trump camp is saying paper cut. What say you?

@Democracy1stE @theliamnissan His mini-bar ambushed him

@EricIdle So cold I pulled out a a string and pissed down my leg

Cold enough to freeze the balls on a brass monkey.

@RenoCavalry All those Pez dispensers and zero weight loss.

Tell me nothing of kleptocrats.

@H_dot_fella Just dropped off a couple of E’s

Kids in Mahala making colored pancakes! This is the small community of Mahala, Chernivtsi Oblast. The town has ethnic Ukrainians, Romanians, russians, some Tatars, and refugees mostly from Kharkiv. This is where we found Kiril and sent him a new violin. As well as shoes and coats for him and his family, On the first week of February, the local community invited me for a visit, and I want to bring presents with me when I go. 42 children, aged 3 to 16. My goal is to raise 1,600 eur to buy a present for each kid, as well as fruit and veggies for the local orphanage. The date limit is February 1st. If you wish to help out, please use one of the following: paypal.me/ztele85 revolut.me/horiabaciu85 buymeacoffee.com/ztele85 Thank you!

@allenanalysis You had our attention.

JUST IN, BREAKING. U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin underwent a minimally invasive surgical procedure on December 22 after a laboratory evaluation identified prostate cancer. Post-surgery, Secretary Austin was treated for a urinary tract infection but has since recovered from the infection. The cancer was caught early, and his prognosis is excellent. However, recovery from such procedures can be a slow process. During his hospital stay, Secretary Austin never lost consciousness and did not undergo general anesthesia. As of the latest updates, he continues to make progress and is anticipated to make a full recovery. Secretary Austin has resumed the full duties of his office and remains in contact with his senior advisors. He was hospitalized at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Bethesda, Maryland, where he is recovering and is in good spirits. Operational updates and necessary guidance have been provided to his team. There has been some criticism regarding the delay in informing the White House and senior defense officials about his condition. Austin has taken responsibility for the issues with transparency and has stated that he could have done a better job ensuring the public was appropriately informed ———- Austin hospitalized for infection after prostate cancer surgery | Reuters reuters.com/world/us/penta…

@ronsterd89 Excuse me!

What Grown Person Still Eats Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches ?

@aaronsibarium @MalcolmNance That’s why they will never be Americans.

An ambulance is transporting a 9-year-old girl. She has sustained life-threatening injuries and will die if she does not make it to the hospital in 15 minutes. The only way to get there in time is the Brooklyn Bridge, which is being blocked—illegally—by protesters. The ambulance driver explains the situation to the protestors, but they refuse to move. What should the ambulance driver do, and what legal consequences (if any) should attend that action (or inaction) under the circumstances?

@acgrayling Not very high for the smart set.

This is presented as a party political broadcast In disguise, at taxpayers expense. Public information should be presented in neutral factual terms. The Tories have degraded government and public life beyond belief.

@realTuckFrumper No! Purely defeatist. Besides the loss never acknowledged would a subsequent loss excite a better response. Try for a punishment to fit the crime. No faith shown once is sufficient. Just another false prophet.

Trump’s Own Appointees Will Decide If He Stays on the Ballot. That’s a Good Thing. motherjones.com/politics/2024/…

@KarinaVinnikova And yet he put it back in

That explains a lot

@BadMedicalTakes This includes hydrocephalus

@Jason_R_Burt Did they ever justify the losses of that campaign? Months of blood and death in the face of better alternatives. Brass proves its point.

If you follow the path of the 4th Infantry Division through the Hürtgen Forest, you will find this humble memorial dedicated to the fallen members of a machine gun squad within the Division’s 22nd Regiment. 🪖 They were KIA in November of 1944 outside of Grosshau, Germany. 🪦

@EODHappyCaptain Funny how I take umbrage despite when I say it myself

Hey, luckily most folks had the sense not to enlist

@MthrSuperiorBen Stand back, scratch your ass, use harsh language.

Guys. I just wrestled with a seized, stripped bolt for two hours in a wheel well and I can’t get un-grumpy. Tell me how to fix me before I become a fire breathing dragon for the rest of the day?

@2ug2ug Gilroy of issue

Well well well. What have we here?