@Francis54879765 @SabinaNkiru @AbRaheemmuhd @officialABAT @OfficialAPCNg One fool on here asked if we were selling ice blocks
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Tinubu exited Aso Rock from the national grid and embraced Solar Power.
Alex Otti is about to exit Abia State from the national grid to rely on electricity generated by the state.
Who is the master strategist?
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Busy or not. Who will cheat will cheat.
People can have sex under one minute lol
Mr menopause@DanielMike98890
@Kecyy She'll cheat on you. Make her busy
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@py_raph @AlisonWhitehe @Tena__sammy @Ssaasquatch A lot goes into these deals
That doesn’t mean him and Shola walked with exactly 100m each
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@realBigStanH @Wizarab10 Isn’t his wife a nurse in the US?
Be like e don dey see things
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Dear BMB. This is a lie. Starlink is working. On Starlink's mandate we stand. Everyone that says Starlink is not working is being mischievous and a rabble rouser. Okay, what's the opposition's solution to all the problems of Starlink? We need to start praying for Starlink instead of praying for its failure.
Ben Murray-Bruce@benmurraybruce
.@elonmusk I bought a Model S the first year you released it in California. I believed in what you were building. I got Starlink a few years ago in Nigeria, it was brilliant. Now? It only works between 11pm and 5am. SIX HOURS out of 24. You’ve clearly oversold capacity and overloaded the network. In England, providers stop selling once infrastructure is maxed out. Why is Nigeria different? Because it’s Africa, the rules don’t apply? People here pay FULL PRICE for a service that works 25% of the time. This isn’t innovation. This is exploitation. You took our money, saturated the network, and left us with a glorified paperweight for 18 hours a day. Fix it or say it out loud: Nigerian customers don’t matter to you.
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@Medisenz @dammiedammie35 Did he say anything bad in the prayer?
If you believe Tinubu is doing his best for Nigeria why don’t you just say amen and move on??
Na guilty mind dey catch you
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Lol.
These things don't work.
We all know it but still won't stop
If such prayers are very powerful, there won't be insurgency anymore in Nigeria.
I can remember vividly how much prayers were made against Boko Haram when they started. Till today, they are waxing stronger and stronger.
The only prayer that works is voting the right people into power
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“Happy birthday president Tinubu, The same way you have ruled Nigeria, may the destini£s of your children and unborn generat!on be ruled like that.”
- Pastor prays for President Tinubu on 74th birthday
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@TheBeninBlogger This is how that protest will die a natural death
If vdm is a threat he will not be walking around freely
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"The minister of defense, I was surprised when you left your duty to secure lives and properties, and you were busy campaigning. I saw you wearing an APC cap. Is that your role?" - VDM Joins protest following terr0rist att@cks in Jos
The Benin Blogger@TheBeninBlogger
More than 40 persons are feared de@d, with several others injured, following an att@ck by suspected gunmen in Gari Ya Waye community, Angwan Rukuba, Jos. The attack, which occurred on Palm Sunday night, March 29, 2026, around 7:50 p.m., plunged the community into chaos as residents fled for safety amid sustained gunfire. Eyewitnesses in the area said the assailants stormed the community and opened fire on unsuspecting residents before fleeing. Security personnel, including the Nigerian Army, reportedly arrived at the scene around 8:45 p.m. to restore order and secure the area. Upon arriving at the scene on the morning of Monday, March 30, our team counted 26 corpses in the Angwan Rukuba area. In other affected locations, the number of casualties is yet to be ascertained, as some of the injured were taken away during the attack and others transported to the mortuary. The situation remains tense, with residents urged to stay vigilant as authorities work to stabilize the community.
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That other monkey came with so much confidence 😂
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The song is so good that you won’t even know the singer and music are Ai generated
I’m impressed ngl
blessing Ailen@ib_Ailen
Wait… are you people aware that the “singer” of that trending gospel sound “I speak blessings, I speak life into my heart” isn’t even real?? That voice is AI generated. Her name is Delenahope… and she’s literally AI. I just found out today and I’m still in shock because that voice sounds so real. At this point, AI is only going to get crazier… wow.
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@Sanyaa011 Abroad I can dress like this and use the public transport to get from point A to point B
I can’t do same with those yellow buses in Lagos
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@philshisquare @ARIAREIGN180683 The one with the police is from a guy here on twitter
Thank God I didn’t waste time reading this balderdash
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@ARIAREIGN180683 The picture with the range rover is clearly not from anywhere in Nigeria, let alone Ikoyi.
First, you can't type. You write like a semi-literate moron, and you just might be that.
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Investigations has been carried out and theyve discovered they've e been doing this for years.
My cousin just joined them newly last year, he confessed that his sister who was declared missing in November he was the one that sold her that's the money he used to get his first car we all celebrated. She wasn't missing ,her body pa*its were sold off for 200m which they all shared equally .
His friend confessed to so many crimes, they found ,dr*gs,g*ns nd many things in his house.
The case Is going to court.
Mehnn I'm so shocked too many things my ears heard today
pretty Ari🌹🎀@ARIAREIGN180683
Yesterday my cousin brother asked me to go with him to visit his friend in ikoyi. I didn't want to go coz I was feeling kinda weak but he kept persuading, plus I wasn't doing anything so I decided to go with him. But I told my elder brother first about it. When we got there his friend lives in his own apartment, a very big house with securities everywhere. Upto 3 cars parked inside the compound We got in and the house was so beautiful. I kept admiring the house. Then his friend came out with another guy around his age . They exchanged greetings nd he welcomed me. My cousin introduced us to each other. We started talking, nd soon they ordered for food we ate and after eating he showed me round the house. I was so impressed by how beautiful it was. Then they started a conversation in igbo they were like arguing about something .I got to know the guy is igbo nd my cousins dad is igbo so hes able to communicate with them . The conversation was becoming suspicious coz I was hearing my name,so I asked if everything was okay. They said it was. My mind kept telling me something was wrong so i
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@The_Chidimma With the millions of followers mega churches have, the influence the pastors have is immense
As a politician they’re the very first set of people I’ll try to control if I don’t want a protest to erupt
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@Mercy_datgirl_ Its not a prayer or a curse. Its a natural phenomenom. The law of karma. It will happen to me and you. So dont be excited, cause you may actually be praying for him. The man has stood for Nigerians where its most tough. You may not know it now, but you will understand it later
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Happy birthday Tinubu
You will run, it will run.
You will walk, it will walk.
You will go left and right, it will follow.
You will fly, it will fly.
No matter where you go, you will never escape everything you deserve.
There will be days you'll wake up and ask yourself, all of these for me? Fear not, it's just the beginning.
You've done a lot and God has seen everything, what's coming for you will not escape you. Your life will be a testament that God rewards people for their actions. 🙏🏽
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@UnkleAyo @AppleMusic @SympLySimi Please kindly rest from this matter
Everyone has in a time did something they aren’t proud of
She’s been dragged
Abused
It’s enough
Give her grace
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Dear @AppleMusic
We have a responsibility to mute predators, especially influential ones - the ones with power.
It doesn't matter how long it takes. If a predator selfconfesses, there is a moral obligation to take.
You cannot continue to platform @SympLySimi
#MuteSimi
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
Hi @AppleMusic Below are the confessions of one of Nigeria's top female artistes. She was 23 and had disgusting affinity for 4 year olds. Predators are dangerous, talk more of predators with influence. What are you policies against predators on your platform? #SimiWhy
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it was through this tweet in 2024 my mum found out. 😂😂😂
Ọgá HR: the african workforce guy 🇳🇬|🇷🇼@MeetJMB
Growing up, I ate a lot of sacrifices!
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I don’t keep streaks with people, but my babe does
So now we have this little system: whenever we send each other a streak, we add a ❤️ to show it’s intentional… like, “this one is actually for you,” not just part of a general snap.
Rosco from deeper life ⭐️@kayodeking01
my babe and i are literally the cutest…
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Even a simple hug or a light brush on her arm can make her body react strongly.
She may get goosebumps quickly or feel a sudden warmth. This happens because her body has gone without regular physical closeness for a long time.
She might feel shy and pull away at first, but the reaction shows she is touch-starved.
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It is realky easy to tell a woman hasn't had s3x in a long time.
This is for men in long distance relationships.
This signs will tell you your woman hasn't been smashed in while.
1. She is very sensitive to touch.
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@damajstore @chapowants @_Nsznn @Rileystill02 Adele saw these things coming so she sang them for this situation 😂😂😂
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@_Nsznn @Rileystill02 this is the end
hold your breath and count to 10
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