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@AldiUK if you’re that worried about the time it takes people to use a self checkout, open another checkout.

@AldiUK don’t appreciate being patronised in the self service checkout by staff saying we need to scan your stuff cause we’ll do it quicker when it was no quicker than my husband and I doing it ourselves. And then we had no idea if the staff member had double scanned things

@PankhurstEM @HelloFreshUK Tell me why they were at a wedding fayre I was at on the weekend pls 😭😭😭

Despite having a note on our door explaining we have a sick baby and not to knock @HelloFreshUK have twice hammered on our door and woken our sick infant. We don’t want what you are selling! Your representatives are selfish, gormless idiots.

@_EvelynHollow pls drop the details of where your dress was from that you wore at the Birmingham show 🙏

@tamerawallwork_ Prostate**

@tamerawallwork_ I once had a conversation with a guy at work who said he wouldn’t get a prostate exam cause he’s not gay and would rather die of prostrate cancer instead

@Ocado do you ever do deliveries in your Percy pig vans anymore because my husband thinks it’s a myth that they exist 😂

@oatmeaIboy @_frogautumn

Love this pic so much. You can tell he felt really beautiful in that dress

Working from home is all fun and games until a nationwide outage hits #Vodafone

Now all they need to do is sort the bot issue (both selling to bots and thinking normal people are bots)

@DropboxSupport Thanks, I have DM'd you

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is @Dropbox down for anyone else in the UK?

The worst is over. You can have the best of me.

@kim17286 @fopminui @PuppiesIover Yes 😂 it happened in 2014

@fopminui @PuppiesIover Is this true? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This pitbull got the neighbors' dog pregnant. When she gave birth, her owners brought the puppies over to show him, and he denied ownership

@AXS_UK @Mattflywalker @sianjh_ are you actually responding to people? I Dm'd you an hour ago

@Mattflywalker @sianjh_ Hi - please DM us so we can look into your query. Best, AXS Team

AXS has decided I'm a bot lmao cool thanks guys @AXS_UK

is anyone actually getting a response from @AXS_UK ??

@AXS_UK Dm'd you

@danisavanagh Send us a quick DM and we'll be happy to assist you twitter.com/messages/compo…

@AXS_UK got to the front of the queue and it says my access has been restricted?! Wtffffff I don’t have any of these privacy features on!!!

Ozzy Osbourne performs "Crazy Train" for the last time in front of the audience at Villa Park in Birmingham