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the hamburger helper discourse is crazy cause a lot of ppl are missing the fact that the commercials used to show the family making that shit with meat in the pot. it’s not about just the name, they sold a whole fantasy except you have to do half the work to fulfill it ! 😂

just when you think you’ve heard the cringiest, fake ethnic dance pop on a big brand commercial, they debut a newer one 4 months later ! i love trying to be mind controlled into being excited about buying products !!

i don’t know the emotion that the micheal jordan gif is supposed to express and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

you guys were not in the trenches like that. i was #wordle

@hyperdiscogirl we’re losing the ancient texts 😔

bruh i just realized people are using the 👀 emoji react on slack to mean "I am looking into this matter" I've been using it for over a year at my job just to mean like whoa

“buy, borrow, die” huh. it’s like a mantra generational wealth families have been following for…generations i assume ? cool cool..and this just has no effect on the economy at large right ? right ????

@CodifyBaseball what happened in 2011 ? did they see 2010 pitching results and say “ok we’re gonna try the old way one more time and then decide where to go from there”

100+ MPH Pitches Thrown In Each MLB Season: 2008: 214 2009: 653 2010: 929 2011: 692 2012: 962 2013: 948 2014: 1,057 2015: 1,389 2016: 1,948 2017: 1,107 2018: 1,366 2019: 1,058 2021: 1,829 2022: 3,369 2023: 3,880 2024: 3,321 2025: 3,701 2026: 2,829 already! 😮

shoutout to global warming for bringing us this ugly, apocalyptic looking sky. i’ve never felt like i’m in hell the way i did today

@PopBase supposedly they’re trying to pass it alongside the SAVE act..

The U.S. House has passed a bill to make daylight saving time permanent year-round. The legislation now heads to the Senate.

People equating “cinephile” with “pedophile” cause it has the same root word is just another result of the literacy crisis.

a truly embarrassing amount of ppl think that “false advertisement” is like some actual major legal infidelity

@Roommates__Show can we have a catch one day 🥺

For Thursday 👇

@MerriamWebster permutation

If there was a Word Draft, and you had the #1 pick... Which word would YOU draft first overall?

i never got into fortnite cause i thought it was too stupid. i’m hindsight it just looked too goofy to me. but this new rivals update is just… i can’t believe this

like literally this is sooo stupid. this game is basically league of legends now

shoutout to marvel rivals for dropping the stupidest update of all time. how do you make teamups an intrinsic part of everyone’s kit ????? what the actual fuck 😭😭😭😭

edibles don’t count cause they get me too high. they make me feel like my brain is gonna fall out of my head

they need to invent the weed that keeps you high for like at least 2 hours from one bowl hit

like damn man. i don’t need to see the sweat forming on these guys foreheads, just play an uninterrupted stream damn it

i blame these stupid streaming sites. there’s no 780p option. it’s just “hey viewer! we’re gonna shove this 1080p down your throat whether you like it or not and whether the fucking stream loads or not!!”

was charging my ipad and it fell off the bed and landed on the charger, breaking the tip off inside the port