Das Slappy⚓

I'm sure many will not care but please look at my profile before you follow me. If you're racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, Xenophobic and/or generally a Trumper then I will block you. Don't try to be THE better person, simply be A better person. Thanks

@RBReich It's over Robert. The Whitehouse, Senate and Supreme Court will be under complete GOP control to go along with close to 30 deep red states. Say goodbye to the middle class.

We're a long way from knowing the results. Every state Trump has won so far is a solidly red state. Every state Harris has won is solidly blue. Nothing on the presidential map has flipped. No swing states are close enough to call.

@MSNBC Florida voters were defeated by the GOP politicians. Fixed your headline.

BREAKING: Florida voters defeat measure to enshrine abortion rights in the state constitution, NBC News projects.

@abesilbe Ohio is fucked.

Thank you, Senator Sherrod Brown.

@Angry_Staffer It's over.

Looks like I overestimated the American people. This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history. It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.

@DavidShuster Not really, this shit is over. The Dems ran a shitty campaign, like always, and are getting embarrassed. It's time to rebuild the party because it's going to take us 20 years to recover from this GOP bullshit.

Big picture: Given the counties reporting so far in WI, MI, PA, and AZ...and the counties (mostly urban areas/suburbs) lagging/still to report, Harris is in good shape to win those four swing states and finish with 281 EV. Losing GA + NC would be irrelevant. #election2024

@JimmuhHaslem @skoczan75 Fuck off.

@skoczan75 Then move

If ohio votes no on issue 1 it shows how fucking dumb this state actually is. Inbreeding really sucks ass.

@skoczan75 Brown and issue 1 lost.

Great job America, you voted against your best interest. For what? Racism? Xenophobia? To own the Libs? Stupidity? I hope you're proud of yourselves when Trump and the GOP rob this country blind.

If you’re shocked that a white lady from Texas would support a racist just because she used to have sex with a Black guy… You have a lot to learn about America.

I remember that day well. It was a Friday. We went out that night, and I remember it clearly because we were listening to DMX on the way to the club, and it was the first time I’d ever heard someone say that a song was ‘tight’. Great times, but sadly those days are gone.

I absolutely hate that I think Trump will win fairly easily. The US is going to be set back again and only the rich will see progress. The Supreme and Federal courts are going to be locked in as MAGA for the next 30 years. Hopefully this will force the Dems to change their tune.

Philly’s Republican City Commissioner 👇

Anyway. Art by Brunofsky.

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS... *music hits* WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

FBI: Fake bomb threats sent to polling locations in several states are linked to Russia wkyc.com/article/news/n…

@EmmaVigeland In mine, whoever wins Pennsylvania takes the electoral college.

F it. My final electoral college prediction is that Harris sweeps all seven swing states and ekes out a victory in Iowa. My only reservation is that I don't want to jinx the results but I'm trying to avoid the trappings of magical thinking. This is my honest assessment. Ah!

Can @piersmorgan join me in condemning Donald Trump for comparing Donald Trump to Hitler?

@joerogan @elonmusk Fuck off moron.

The great and powerful @elonmusk. If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way. For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump. Enjoy the podcast