David Smith

@patcondell This is what's known as being caught between a rock and a head case.

Labour MPs are in a bind. They know Starmer is the worst prime minister and the most hated prime minister we’ve ever had, a man with no redeeming qualities at all. But if they try to remove him and he calls an election it will finish most of their careers. It’s hard not to laugh.

@EssexPR For Sadiq Khan, every day is 'Virtue Signalling Fuckwit Day' and he's a willing participant.

Oh f*** right off you utter moron.

@PhilMyers53 Here's an idea. Let's not.

Here's an idea. Let's get #𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙇𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧 trending! #𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙇𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧

@UKLabour Get fucked.

Choose Labour on 7 May for a party that gives you stronger rights at work, money off energy bills, and lower NHS waiting lists.

@RachelD1892 Starmer will be absolutely buggered at the end of this - which is pretty much what happened to him at the start of it. 😉

The Starmer arson case begins on 27th April at the Old Bailey. The return of the sausages. Let's have the truth.

@DoubleODispatch @beezus_fuffoon The TV series (with Alec Guiness, Ian Richardson, Michael Jayston) is much better than the film - it goes into much more detail and is closer to the book.

@beezus_fuffoon Oooh! I know of the book and the later film but I've never seen one from the 1970's...have to see if I can find it!

April 25, 1995: Canadian actor Alexander Knox dies at 88 in Berwick-upon-Tweed, Northumberland, UK. He played the US President in "You Only Live Twice" (1967) & reunited with Connery to star alongside fellow Bond alum Honor Blackman in "Shalako" (1968).

@HazelAppleyard Fuckwit

Go on…

@fliss59 @TedUrchin I haven't even mentioned the harassing of British soldiers years after they've retired, giving away the Chagos islands and paying billions for it, Mandelson scandal, Raynor scandal, rejoining the EU without a mandate - I could go on and on but life is too short.

@davidlsmith1976 @TedUrchin Suits and glasses are very small fry compared to 38billion worth of contracts to mates during a pandemic!

If one listens to our main stream and social media, one could be lead to believe that Labour are going to take a bit of a hammering in the forthcoming local elections. All governments do midterm of course, but I detect growing support for Starmer and the party so it might not be so catastrophic as predicted. What do you think? #VoteLabour #TenYearKeir

@For_Film_Fans This was the first film I saw at the cinema. I was 4 years old and the two scenes I remember clearly is the Battle of Hoth and the Millennium Falcon flying out of the mouth of the monster.

The Battle Of Hoth still looks so good 46yrs on STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) #IrvinKerschner #GeorgeLucas

@AngelaRayner @Miatsf Well, you know all about secure homes but fuck all about paying stamp duty on them.

A secure home was the foundation that I built my life on. It was good to be in Peckham with @Miatsf and the Labour team - seeing the record number of council homes they have delivered for residents 🌹

@EssexPR The Great Beaded Tit(s).

These are who are teaching your kids at Uni… god help us.

@RachelD1892 I'm willing to back him - preferably off Dover Cliffs (at least he'll get a good view of the illegal immigrants trying to get into the country).

Elected on a historically low turnout A manifesto of lies A catalogue of scandals An economy in tatters Constant policy U-turns Local election wipeout incoming Labour MPs really are deluded if they this liar can ever make the British public trust and support him

@paulafr68963440 And both with the combined IQ of a puddle.

My personal choice would be a Rayner/Lammy leadership ticket. 🤣

@SweetColleen On my denim jacket I have patches for Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Deep Purple etc. There's also one patch which reads "if it's too loud you're too old". 😁

I’m gonna be 57 in June. Still a metal head. Will keep you posted lol 😂

What a fucking joke of a party. Anyone voting for this must be insane.

@MyFitnessPal the new update on the app is a joke. I have tried to log food but it only comes up as 100g and can't adjust it fir anything less than that. It's buggy and glitchy and not fit for purpose. Why on earth did you change something that worked for something that does not?

@mjsimpsonfilms Spike Milligan then wrote a novel called The Looney based on the Melting Pot.

Two episodes into The Melting Pot and it's a LOT better than Curry and Chips. It has actual jokes in it. And racism, admittedly. I always thought they dropped it after one episode, but actually they screened the pilot, and only then commissioned a whole (never broadcast) series.

@models_by_Russ @GuinnessIreland You should what is alleged to be pints of Guiness in the 1994 film Blown Away with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones - they were what I call Anne Boleyn Guiness - lacking a head.

Hello darkness my old friend, probably the worst poured pint of Guinness I’ve even seen @GuinnessIreland 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

No, it stands for English civilisation winning. You stand for putting treacherous lawyers who collaborate with criminals in charge of lawfare against the SAS. A future regime will jail your mate Hermer and RICO through your network RETWEET IF AGREE