Dave Schwarz

@united if it’s a choice between flight crew or back office staff who know what they’re doing, you’ve made the right choice. But this sort of thing DOES get old, you know.

@united you GET how annoying this is, right? How is it that continue to prove that you don’t seem understand the internet after all these years?

Please do not be part of the problem @Adobe @Acrobat. I’m completely fed up with @Apple. Fix this or I’m done with you, too.

@getstepr I though the lack of Strava connectivity was my biggest complaint. No, it’s that my 30 minute scenic programs abruptly end 7 - 10 minutes early. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?

Again @Apple when I open Safari I DO NOT WANT TO CLICK ANOTHER BUTTON TO OPEN FAVORITES Please do whatever you need to do to stop changing this every time you release a new OS. It would just be easier for all of us if you would 1) listen and 2) leave something alone for once.

So @paramountplus simultaneously raised prices AND reduced reliability. Bold move.

Honestly @Apple WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER.

@united: “Preorder your meal!” United’s web team: “We don’t fully understand how the internet works”

@netflix get it together. This is the kind of crap I expect from @DisneyPlus. Now you’re just as bad as them (and everyone else)

@DisneyPlus great - right in the middle of watching #DWTS live. You’ve always had the worst front end and now you have the worst back end. Oh, and your integration with Hulu is horrific. This will be an easy subscription to cancel.

@Apple MAKE THIS STAY OFF. WHY DO I HAVE TO SWITCH THIS OFF ONCE A DAY???

@Apple for a feature that is SO BROKEN you’d think you’d want to keep this off instead of defaulting to back on every time there’s an update. Do any of your developers use screenshots? Annoying.

@Starbucks if this isn’t the very definition of irony. Your app satisfaction survey is prohibiting us from using the app. Ridiculous.

@Forbes I’ve been unsubscribing for six months. Fix this or I’m going to report it every time.

Dump the terminals @Clear. You’ve got a bunch of employees standing around, half of them with scanners to scan boarding passes and confirm membership. Upgrade their kit to scan eyes or fingerprints and make the whole process will be significantly faster without the extra queues

Seriously @GarminFitness. This feels like a new, stupid Apple OS “device permissions” issue, but we all know they’re not going to do anything about it.

Excited to get the bike out. But I have to update all my @Garmin devices. Which is awful. It reminds me of 1999 when all the good programmers were working on the Y2K bug and nothing else worked Seriously-do any of the @GarminFitness employees actually use their products?

@united you should know that Opinion Miles Club is either a scam or they’re just really bad at what they do. Either way, in classic United Airlines style, nobody actually tried the system before promoting it. (Just like your website and your phone system). Stop simping for them.

Why is @fi_dogs so unreliable? Connected to both GPS and LTE and still manages to freak us out every two weeks or so. 👎

@LDITradeshow not off to a great start with the app. I guess the only thing I haven’t tried is a password that’s LESS than six characters!