Damien

Fun fact: we are judging you by the content of your character.

so you hate waffles AND pancakes?

@Polymarket Lol

JUST IN: Trump pledges not to annex Canada & turn it into the 51st state out of respect for King Charles III.

Buddy has been watching too much @DanhausenAD, he cursed me this morning 😳

@Fightful Because he's a smooth operator...

Danhausen did the Penta strut at WWE HQ!

@LinkofSunshine At least for Presidential elections you can't think of it as 1 election. It's really 50 separate elections. If you look at it that way there really is that many blowouts. It's just that there's a fair balance in the blowouts when it comes to the electoral college

Why is American politics so insanely optimized? We’ve had like 3 elections in a row (and 5/7) literally within 2% Basically every other country in the world has regular blowouts

@JayShams @JudicialWatch Blah, blah, admin thinks presidential records act is unconstitutional, blah, blah, blah

Weird. As part of a lawsuit with @JudicialWatch, the emails of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel were searched for references to Jeffrey Epstein. Both turned up zero results — which makes no sense, since they had a public communications about Epstein in that time period.

@sharpie_eraser @NYPD78Pct @NYCMayor So wait...the police can't investigate crimes they don't witness?

I was nearly smushed by a wrong-way driver Saturday. In broad daylight. While I was in the bike lane. Not moving. The @NYPD78Pct said they couldn't help because they didn't witness it, but there has to be some way to yank this guy's license. This is nuts! @NYCMayor ?

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

@BillMelugin_ That must have really pained you to type that out.

NEW: NYT has obtained video appearing to show that an ICE agent lied when he claimed he was attacked by an illegal immigrant with a shovel in Minneapolis. The ICE Director says it appears two agents involved lied under oath, both are now on admin leave. nytimes.com/2026/04/06/us/…

@Nationals J6er cosplay night?

monday night in navy yard → Nationals.TV

@kylegriffin1 ... what?

Trump threatens to jail the journalist who first reported that a U.S. airman was missing if the journo doesn't hand over source information to the government.

Remember my reporting last fall that I had learned on a DC trip that btw 30-40% of Gen Z DC conservatives are Groypers, or Groyper-adjacent? New Antonia Hitchens piece in NYer quotes a TRUMP OFFICIAL saying it's closer to 75%. See below; full story here: #rid=5df2aea6-e2f8-4bf2-9b30-7fd8b008ac44&q=antonia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

@NYIslanders Ummm...what?

In the #Isles Day to Day Report: Semyon Varlamov and Alex Romanov joined the team as full participants and more from DeBoer's first skate as Isles Head Coach! ⬇️

@ndtv Shit like this is why MAGA is cool with Indians.

Father, Grandparents, Uncle Arrested For Killing Twin Girls. They Wanted Son ndtv.com/india-news/tel…

@WGolazo @WashSpirit @NWSL Thought a hockey skate got her first time I saw the pic

Tara Rudd took a hit and still served face like nothing happened 💅

@AGrossNewsday Not before Thursday. I got tickets.

Mathieu Darche said bringing up F Victor Eklund from AHL Bridgeport before end of NHL regular season is under consideration.

@Dad_2_The_Bone This discourse again?

Hear me out. A hotel. But one that lets you check in at 11 am instead of 3 pm.

@BarakRavid Why it matters: released Sunday night before the markets opened

🚨Why it matters: The chances for reaching a partial deal over the next 48 hours are slim. This last-ditch effort is the only chance to prevent a dramatic escalation that will include massive destruction of Iran's infrastructure & similar consequences in the Gulf countries

@mariaxxnn Clueless

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless?

@Hoopss This again?

why is he eating with his hands?