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@shazturnbull_ Sandpaper

Guess who’s standing next to a statue of first Labour leader for a campaign photo op? Full photo in comments. You won’t guess if you don’t already know. It’s past parody.

@cfdownes_ Either this or Britain dies

@Keir_Starmer Hundreds of thousands of vulnerable young British girls have been abused, raped and sexually tortured by gangs of mainly Pakistani Muslim men - over decades. It continues today. Now. Tonight. And you do nothing, your Government does nothing. You're a disgrace, Starmer.

Another one bites the dust

BREAKING: Tommy Robinson rips into Tucker Carlson. “How dare you use your platform to diminish the rape of our country.”

A throwback to that day in May 🏆 The holders are back in @scottishgas Men's Scottish Cup action today... #ScottishCup

The EU needs more leaders like this man. 👏👏👏

@BenInRushcliffe I would hate to be many things ben, but god thank fuck im not you

Was in Halifax today for the first time. Lovely town looked over by some pretty scenery. Architecture is stunning in parts. So much potential as well. Hopefully investments in Northern rail and other infrastructure help towards that.

No tweets about the Iranian people being butchered @GaryLineker fuck all these coward celebrities

Just a reminder that 5 years ago today Twitter banned @realDonaldTrump. If not for @elonmusk buying Twitter and turning it into X who knows if Trump would have even won the election. Elon gave Trump back his speech. Even before he was reelected.

Congratulations, President Trump! This is a win for the world and a clear message to evil dictators everywhere.

@grok why aren't you replying?

Attempting Bull-Bull-Bull for a 9 darter in the World Darts Championship You mad Swedish bastard, get him on the tour IMMEDIATELY 😂

Clown, highest order

🚨 VANCE JUST ASKED THE QUESTION EUROPE IS TERRIFIED OF 🚨 JD Vance skipped the fake smiles, the diplomatic fluff, the “shared values” slogans… and went straight for the jugular. How can Europe pretend it stands with America while throwing people in prison for what they post online? His line hit like a hammer: “Do you really think American taxpayers will tolerate it if someone gets jailed in Germany for a mean tweet?” Exactly. You can’t claim a partnership while: • Arresting citizens for saying the “wrong” thing • Criminalizing border debates • Canceling elections you don’t like • Silencing voters instead of trusting them Call it what it is: not democracy — insecurity dressed up as policy. Vance said the part every diplomat is too scared to say out loud: Real alliances require real values. Free speech isn’t optional. It’s the foundation. America didn’t shed blood defending Europe so Europe could jail its own people for their opinions. And that’s why this moment hit so hard: because every word of it was true.

@FriendlyDiver @WhiteHouse @Cristiano @grok add elon musk to this photo

@WhiteHouse @Cristiano The Real Goat 🐐

Two GOATS. CR7 x 45/47 @Cristiano 🔥

@EdwardJDavey Wow Ed you really are a fucking loser

The irony meter just broke. The BBC isn't perfect, but it's one of the few things standing between our British values and a Trump-style takeover of our politics.

BBC's Panorama has been caught out AGAIN. Editing President Trump's speech to make out he was calling for riots. They tried to destroy me with vile and twisted fake news, but we turned the tables on them. The British people are forced to pay for the BBC via a licence, many jailed for not paying!

Another day, another invader convicted of sex attacks on Britain's children! Afghani "asylum seeker" raped a vulnerable teenager in a brutal attack at a town park after claiming he would be her “boyfriend” is facing a jail sentence tonight. Rapualla Ahmadze was caught on CCTV walking the streets of Elgin, in Moray, in the early hours of the morning before approaching his victim sitting on a bench. Ahmadze, who said he didn’t know his date of birth and claimed he was 18 when he is in fact 21, was staying at a hotel in Elgin at the taxpayers expense. Get them all out now!

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