Samuel Oladimeji Soyege

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Samuel Oladimeji Soyege

Samuel Oladimeji Soyege

@dejishow

international Trade Finance Consultant/ Real Estate Consultant

Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Aralık 2010
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Rian✍️
Rian✍️@Rian_dperfumer·
@Thepentane_ You are right. The rich woman I once worked with always use the fact I schooled abroad against me. She would be like her children school in Nigeria but currently living abroad bla bla.... That thing dey p@in am. They don't want you enjoying what they enjoy too
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PENTANE🎤💜💡
PENTANE🎤💜💡@Thepentane_·
I’ve worked with quite a few influential and wealthy people in the past, before I finally wised up. One thing I can tell you for sure is that most of them would rather keep you at the same level they met you, or even drag you lower, so you can keep licking their ass and remain useful to them. They’re very good at using people for their own benefit. They’ll use you until you become completely useless to yourself. You’ll see someone cruising in a car worth over ₦120 million, yet they’ll dodge your calls and start acting funny over a mere ₦100k. The majority of them don’t actually want to help you or repay your loyalty. They only do the bare minimum, or nothing at all out of pure wickedness.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35

Dino Melaye gateman no fit afford to sort 3k for mechanic to come service his cars…. Says the kind of people Nigerian politicians are💔💔

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Osas
Osas@osazenoo·
“I will release Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. You can’t arrest someone just because the person speaks on radio. I am a politician, If I am in government today, I will discuss and engage with Gumi, and give bandits what they want.” ~Peter Obi
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Obadiah Nyangwarimam Ali 🇳🇬
@Savvagesaysit @nyannthierry So you admit you used innocent people as pawns to get your government's attention? That is not protest; that is terrorism. Next time, march on your parliament, not on your neighbours.
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Instablog9ja
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
Faced With A Life-Changing Inheritance, Would You Choose Premium Land In Maitama Or ₦900 Million In Cash? 🏡💰🔥
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Slim
Slim@onu_slim·
@manorlly I recall that was madness. I bought my first mtn sim 21,000. A month later Glo crashed the market and sim card was 1,500. E don tey wey MTN dey tif
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Slim
Slim@onu_slim·
MTN Nigeria CEO Karl Toriola told Nigerians that unlimited data does not exist anywhere in the world unless you are paying a fortune. Nigerians abroad immediately responded with screenshots of their unlimited plans costing the equivalent of three hours of minimum wage work in the UK. Karl said nowhere in the world. Nigerians pulled out receipts from the world. Let us be factual. India. Jio offers unlimited data, calls, and SMS for the equivalent of N3,500 a month. UK. Three UK and O2 have unlimited plans a British minimum wage worker clears in under two hours. USA. T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon all sell unlimited plans. Widely available, Heavily advertised. Several African markets including South Africa offer near-unlimited plans at more affordable income-relative prices than Nigeria. What Karl actually meant to say is this. Unlimited data does not exist anywhere MTN operates at the prices MTN is willing to charge while maintaining the profit margins required to keep shareholders comfortable. That is the honest sentence. It is just not one a CEO can say in public. So he said nowhere in the world instead and hoped Nigerians were too poor and too disconnected to fact-check him.
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Arojinle
Arojinle@arojinle1·
@Mautiin01 Yes it can if interacted with it immediately.
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METAMIND🎖️.
METAMIND🎖️.@metamind05·
@toshine4u Phoenix is just a useless app, especially by the way they share fake news
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toshine🇨🇦@toshine4u·
Which of these apps do you not have on your phone? 👇 Instagram Snapchat X (Twitter) Truecaller WhatsApp TikTok Spotify Phoenix
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HRH banke oniru
HRH banke oniru@HRH_bankeoniru·
This deceptive charlatan just exposed himself as the ultimate fraud! He swore he’d serve only one term, just four years if he becomes president. Now this dumb Aba trader is telling Nigerians to give him four years to fix electricity - so he is gonna spend his tenure battling electricity. And the height of his deception? He vows to deliver 10,000 MW while Nigeria delivers 13,000 MW presently with plants theoretically capable of far more, the real crisis isn’t generation, it’s the collapsing transmission, the inefficient, profiteering DisCos failing to distribute what we already have, the chronic gas shortages, and systemic rot. He’s not “articulate.” He’s not a thinker. He’s a cunning hustler peddling recycled soundbites, hoping desperate Nigerians won’t notice the contradictions. Promising what already exists on paper while ignoring the real bottlenecks? That’s not vision, that’s deliberate misinformation. Nigerians deserve better than this smooth-talking con artist who treats power sector reform like a market stall bargain in Aba. deceptive experiment.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, gorillas and humans are closely related through evolution. We’re both great apes sharing a common ancestor roughly 8–10 million years ago. Gorillas are our next-closest relatives after chimpanzees and bonobos. We share about 98.4% of our DNA, which explains many anatomical similarities like muscle structure, though our lifestyles and diets diverged over time.
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The Nigerian Farmer
The Nigerian Farmer@Naija_farmers·
A gorilla can support a load of 800 kg, a human can support perhaps a maximum of 500 kg before the nose bleeds from the effort, and they also weigh around 240 kg. There is no comparison, the man loses to the gorilla's strength. They eat about 20 kg of food per day; 60% is fruit, 17% leaves and the rest are seeds, stems, caterpillars, termites and ants (mountain gorillas eat more leaves and stems due to the lack of fruit in their mountainous habitat ). The difference is in their body, belly and metabolism, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans have almost no body fat and their muscles are very visible, they are pot-bellied because their digestive system is highly developed with a very large stomach and very long intestines so that they can ferment food well. They absorb nutrients very well, including proteins from their diet (green plants also have them). Walking on their hands all the time also makes them strong and broad-chested; they have made the gorilla a primate with very large muscular mass for so long, chimpanzees do even more activities than the average person, running all day, climbing trees and fighting, in fact, like many wild animals that also tend to have highly developed muscular masses, although they are herbivores (horses, antelopes, rhinos, elephants). What gorillas need to do is eat large amounts of plant matter, every day and constantly: the bacteria in their stomachs can break down the plant cellulose that we cannot, and the byproducts produced by the bacteria are rich in proteins that are absorbed by the gorilla's body.
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The Nigerian Farmer@Naija_farmers

Why are gorillas so muscular if they don't exercise?

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divya 💝💝
divya 💝💝@KunnujiC·
@kenchubik They are sweet to live with if they really want to be peaceful but there is always problems whenever they leave.
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divya 💝💝
divya 💝💝@KunnujiC·
When I was schooling at Kwarapoly during my ND days, I rented an hostel outside school. We didn’t know their number 2 guy stayed in our compound 😭😭 Apparently he had been in jail and his girlfriend was the one staying in the room for him. The day he got released ehn… our compound suddenly got filled with the kind of guys we used to fear on campus 🥺😂 Everybody was confused until we found out the number 2 himself lived there. Omo… panic attack wan finish me that period 😭 Everyday these guys held meetings in the compound, making dangerous phone calls like Nollywood villains 😭 We stopped sleeping with both eyes closed. One morning I was going to school when one of them called me and said I didn’t greet him. Honestly, it skipped my mind 😭 This guy removed his cap, gave it to me and said I should wash it and make sure it dries within 5 minutes or I’d be in trouble 😂😂 See sweat 😭 My body temperature changed instantly. I washed that cap like my life depended on it, spread it outside and locked myself inside the room. For TWO DAYS I didn’t come outside 😭😭 Later my roommate told the guy’s girlfriend what happened. She informed her boyfriend and the guy warned them never to intimidate us again, saying we were supposed to feel safe around them 😂 As if that wasn’t enough, one week later police stormed our compound. Omooo 😭😭 Gunshots everywhere! Police and the guys started exchanging fire while all of us tenants locked ourselves inside crying and praying. They even threw teargas 😭 That day was pure chaos. The following week my dad paid for another apartment immediately and I moved out. Hypertension almost took me before ND result 😭😂
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Jojo
Jojo@Jojooflele_·
VeryDarkMan has given Dr. Ifeanyi Onukwubir, CEO of TMT Travels and Tours, one week to refund Nigerians who allegedly paid for visas that never came through. Or else be ready to learn new things in a hard way. From the names circulating online, most of the victims are even fellow Igbos. Igbo bloggers and content creators who are quick to speak on every issue have remained silent about the issue involving their “brother.” But the moment VDM decides to pressure him to refund the people he scammed and face the law, same VDM h8ters will suddenly turn it into a tribal issue and accuse VDM of trying to bring an Igbo man down. Wrong is wrong, no matter the tribe. Accountability should not depend on ethnicity or personal relationships. You all should stop defending bad behavior because of tribal sentiments.
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Daniel Regha
Daniel Regha@DanielRegha·
Money can either solve a few problems or add to them, but it can't buy happiness.
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HRH banke oniru
HRH banke oniru@HRH_bankeoniru·
What a disgraceful, brain-dead post. The sheer stupidity and ingratitude on display here is nauseating. How dare you, a nobody hiding behind a keyboard, compare Professor Wole Soyinka, Nobel Laureate, Africa’s foremost literary giant, a man who risked his life fighting tyranny, endured imprisonment under brutal dictators, and earned global respect through raw courage and intellect, to some cheap online clown called “Gheghe”? This is not criticism. This is the pathetic ranting of small-minded, intellectually bankrupt fools who are desperate for relevance. Professor Soyinka is over 90 years old, you absolute clowns! He has already done more for Nigeria and Africa in one lifetime than your entire generation of keyboard warriors will ever achieve even if you lived a thousand years. Do you expect a nonagenarian to be storming the streets like a young revolutionary while you cowards sit in your rooms, typing nonsense and eating your indomie? Have you told your own parents in their 60s to go out and protest? Of course not. Your claim of “hypocrisy” is laughable and exposes your own shallow ignorance. Soyinka condemned bad governance under Jonathan and he continues to condemn it under Tinubu. That is called consistency, not hypocrisy, something your empty heads clearly cannot comprehend. He has never held office, never looted the treasury, and never prostituted his principles. Meanwhile, you and your ilk have contributed nothing but noise, entitlement, and national embarrassment. The real tragedy is that a generation of half-literate, ungrateful imbeciles, most of whom have never opened a single Soyinka book- now feel qualified to drag one of Africa’s greatest minds through the mud. You are not critics. You are intellectual dwarfs, moral cowards, and cultural parasites feeding off the legacy of giants you could never become. Wole Soyinka is not a laughing stock. You and your deluded followers are the pathetic joke, a generation so dumb, so envious, and so worthless that all you can do is spit on the shoulders of those carrying the weight of history. Shut your ignorant mouths, show some damn respect to your elders and betters, and go and do something meaningful with your miserable lives instead of tweeting rubbish. Wole Soyinka’s legacy is untouchable. Yours is already rotten.
Ayo-Elesho@Ayoelesho

It's sad to see Wole Soyinka, a once-revered prof being compared to an online, albeit smart, personality like Gehgeh. Soyinka’s role in ousting Jonathan and his subsequent frolicking with Tinubu’s failed regime reveal his hypocrisy, and have now made him a laughing stock.

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Ade Omojola
Ade Omojola@AdeJesuRe·
@HRH_bankeoniru Ever since this fool, Ife Salako (@ifesalakooffice), made a diss video against Prof. Soyinka which went viral, his gang of fellow idiots feel like they can drag the accomplished elder whenever they need to score cheap points, in their circle of buffoons. Awon asiere
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Samuel Oladimeji Soyege
Samuel Oladimeji Soyege@dejishow·
@kenkenlewu My salary as an entry level banker was more than 160k in 2011 so I can relate. However, I don't think this is true because I recall processing Frank a loan to buy a brand new LR3 as a credit administration officer about the same year. Perhaps 160k was net after loan deductions.
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Ebun
Ebun@kenkenlewu·
Me: ₦160,000 monthly salary fifteen years ago was a huge amount of money, it’s equivalent to about ₦1.6 million today. Back then, my father bought a second-hand Peugeot car for ₦200,000. So what is Frank Edoho saying? “My first two years’ salary at the ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ show was ₦160,000 monthly, but I had to wear suits and act like I owned all the money.” Frank Edoho recounts his journey to success and how difficult life was in his early years. He encouraged everyone never to give up but to stay focused, because one day, all the struggles will become history.
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