Amish NASA

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Amish NASA

@derpdedooo

King of The Moon. Everything I say is true except the things that aren't. All of my tweets are poems. visit https://t.co/lHzby4cpgX to find out less

THE MOON Katılım Ocak 2018

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Amish NASA@derpdedooo·10 Eki

I would just like to point out that since I became "King of The Moon" the violent crime rate here has dropped to zero.

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@jasonjordan2814 @2ray_degenemax Malpractice?

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Jason “ジェイさん” Jordan@jasonjordan2814·6h

@2ray_degenemax すべての「ドクター・ペッパー」は滅びるべきだ。

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とうれい(リニューアル版)@2ray_degenemax·10h

アメリカから次々に俺の画像の「上位互換」が送られてくるナ....

Burningdonkies@burningdonkies

@2ray_degenemax Went to the 7-11 and found a new flavor of sparkling water made by Liquid Death. I have enjoyed their other flavors. I'm sure the root beer flavor one will be just as good. Also in picture is my .22lr revolver 😁👍

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Amish NASA@derpdedooo·22h

@ankurhandos @BridgetPhetasy So like walk it off yo

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Ankur Handa@ankurhandos·1d

I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head.

Natural Philosophy@Naturalphilosy

“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk.” — Søren Kierkegaard

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@ReviewsPossum Only food I trust that comes in a shell is tacos

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Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·1d

"HURR YOU WON'T EAT BUGS BUT YOU EAT SHELLFISH—" I don't eat shellfish either. What's your argument now, bitch?

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@jarvis_best Nah you're alright

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Jarvis@jarvis_best·1d

I gotta get my act together

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@octopuscaveman I used to drink pbr but now my stomach is fucked up and I have to drink fuckin white claw Super lame

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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman·1d

@derpdedooo I’ll bet the beer version of this map is even more divided

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@TSUPANMAN2828 I'm a walrus farmer

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$つーマグ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／$

つーマグ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／@TSUPANMAN2828·2d

アメリカの兄弟達仕事って何してる？どういうのがあるのか知りたい！

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EndGameWW3 🇺🇸@EndGameWW3·1d

Shitter is burning...

Latest in space@latestinspace

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

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@BattleByrd I like laying tile. It's fun

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฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ@BattleByrd·1d

GM! Laying tile all day so I can get moved into this house and no longer have to live with my in-laws!

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@Glinner @BridgetPhetasy I love it :)

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Graham Linehan@Glinner·2d

Do we all realise how crazy it is that we can all talk to each other on here now?

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Amish NASA@derpdedooo·1d

@2ray_degenemax In the states you need a license for a motorcycle too. You do not need a license for a cannon, though. Anyone can buy a black powder cannon. There isn't even a background check :)

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