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Devvidoo

@devvidoo

Wife - Mom of 5 - sarcasm is my cardio. Small town, big opinions, bigger coffee mug.

Missouri, USA Katılım Ekim 2016
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@BenHart_Freedom I’d put limits on retirees too. Quite a lot of nursing home residents voted for Biden then peaced out without having to suffer the consequences of his administration.
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Ben Hart@BenHart_Freedom·
Qualifications for voting should include only U.S. Citizens who: 1) Own property. 2) Work and pay income taxes. 3) Veterans. 4) Retirees (age 65 and older) who paid into Social Security (FICA taxes) for at least 20 years. 5) Spouses of the above categories. No one else should be allowed to vote. I also think voting age should go back to starting at 21. Have I missed any categories?
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@LycanFerret @brownsugaaaa3 My brother is 21 and wants kids asap. Our parents are older and he wants them to know his children. All 3 of his sisters were married and mothers at that age, he doesn’t think it’s weird 😅
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Lycan_Ferret@LycanFerret·
@brownsugaaaa3 I've always wanted kids. 2-3. It is IMPOSSIBLE to find a local 20-30yo who wants kids. They just want to play games and mooch off their parents. And if you bring up kids they book tail right out of there.
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afrodite🪮🇿🇼@brownsugaaaa3·
yup and this era was also full of the “i hate my wife” type of jokes. “happy wife happy life.” bachelor parties emphasizing that “last night of freedom.” i don’t even think it’s that we don’t want marriage anymore, it’s that we’re now ok not having it if the man isn’t right.
Drew Fox 🦊@DrewFoxingt0n

Yes!!! There was definitely a time when a woman wanting this was seen as naggy and “marriage is just a piece of paper” then once women started coming out saying they don’t want it now all of a sudden every man is a family man who wants 10 kids lmao

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Stephanie@Stephanie258318·
@Utterly_Jean So you’re an exhibitionist. You are such a cliche.
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@Distant_Warrior @Mericamemed I mean, that’s kind of the point glass jars are pretty easy to obtain yourself if you wanted them. Free plant propagation stations!
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Distant@Distant_Warrior·
@Mericamemed Jars look clean. Go buy a jar of pickles and clean it out if you want a jar. Yes you'll get some pickles but also it will cost more than $1. The kids are reeettaaaahhhhdddeeedddd.
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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
Only boomers would think everything is worth 4 times what they paid
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Nancy Pelosi@SpeakerPelosi·
Obviously, Donald Trump is a loser.
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@GirlMia9079 I learned a lot of parents at my kids former school thought I looked mean at pick up because I was always scowling, but I wasn’t scowling at the people I was scowling because I couldn’t see 😂😭
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Mia The mystery girl
Mia The mystery girl@GirlMia9079·
I don't know how to explain it but it's true 🤣
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@ZainabSana2622 Queen Victoria complained about reducing women to breeding animals, so much that the slang “broodmare” is associated with her. She famously hated pregnancy and postpartum.
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🦢@ZainabSana2622·
I dislike it very much when writers make characters speak with the snark of a 21st century woman.
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Fred Francis@realfredfrancis·
@DHSgov @ICEgov Just because someone hates and attacks what you wear and stuff, doesn't mean they need to be deported. Let the police handle that job. I mean, you got MAGA people attacking people for the color of their skin...and you let them get away with it. Where's the outrage of that?
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@SkylarSkye3 In today’s culture it is weird, but this American appreciates you ❤️ We’ve been taught the opposite about England, so learning how they/yall really feel was surprising.
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Skylar Skye@SkylarSkye3·
Is it weird that me, a British person actually likes America? We get told from a young age that the USA isn’t our friend
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@mattvanswol The writing was on the wall when a pandemic broke out on MARCH and one of the most pressing issues was mass mail in voting for November. They were planning a 9 month pandemic. We knew it was going to happen, then we watched all the weird shit go down in live time.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Tell it to me straight… How many of you think the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump?
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@MattVerderame Also 3 years later I’m discovering autocorrect changed Kelce to Kelsey 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@MattVerderame The AFCCG against the Bengals. I was so mad over that last throw to nobody I made a meme that night.
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Matt Verderame
Matt Verderame@MattVerderame·
Just off the top of my head: - Hardman fumbling out of the end zone against the Bills - Butker missing two kicks including an XP in the 13 Seconds Game - Pacheco fumbling in the red zone against the Niners in SB58 - MVS running seven yards backwards to create 2nd and 14 in overtime - Multiple drops, a muffed punt inside the 10-yard line and a blocked punt for a TD to help HOU take a 24-0 lead - Butker missing a short FG in SB57 Also, the Chiefs won all those games. Mahomes overcame the errors. That doesn’t even touch the Dee Ford call, which literally kept the Chiefs out of another Super Bowl
Dan Freddy@BuffaloFreddy

These 3 pictures hit so hard. Allen has been let down by teammates and coaches in the big moments over and over again. Mahomes & Brady are goats but can we name 2 times total that either of them had another player blow the game for them in the playoffs? They consistently had clutch kicks, timely sacks, late game defensive turnovers, miraculous catches & coaches completely out maneuvering their opponents in the playoffs. Allen just hasn’t. #BillsMafia

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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@HManderino I mean it was 39 minutes after birth but that’s the first photo of him taken on my phone. My third came out of the womb with his eyes wide open 😂
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Hannah Manderino@HManderino·
Them - your newborn isn’t making eye contact with you 20 minutes after birth. Me - looking at pictures of me holding my babies on my chest a few minutes after I birthed them in a birthing pool, with their eyes wide open LOOKING UP AT ME! 🥹
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Listed As White
Listed As White@ListedAsWhite·
The misclassification of non-white offenders as “white” in crime statistics and arrest records isn’t some error— it’s deliberate white-labeling. This video from @DoDeportations captures it perfectly. @ListedAsWhite is just getting started. We intend to continue exposing these misclassifications.
Department Of Deportations@DoDeportations

I've discovered that the MAJORITY of indian & south asian sex predators are reported as being White. Law enforcement is deliberately hiding indian and paki sex crimes.

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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@Bangs1520 @TMZ I can’t complain, I like to take breaks from world history documentaries and watch trash tv sometimes, we don’t always need to be so serious or take them so serious lol
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@Bangs1520 @TMZ On no, the show that’s about their lives is going to feature a monumental event in their lives?! How CRAZY!
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Ntombi-Bangs@Bangs1520·
@TMZ You already know Kris is going to turn this into a storyline for next season
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@muheediva01 Im either hella irritated or hella emotional. And I start getting phantom letdowns
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
What’s the first sign your period is coming that has nothing to do with cramps?
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
@DK_Able Yes but the risk of being hit by a car is still the same. Dark mornings have groggy drivers, Gen Z on their phones, cars without headlights on and the assholes that just don’t stop for school buses because they didn’t see the kid crossing the street.
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Devvidoo@devvidoo·
Pro-DST people- it’s for the kids!! They need to play outside at 5 pm in the winter!! Also Pro-DST people- fuck them kids, who cares if Midwestern children are struck by cars in the morning?
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