@Pnastyyyyyyyy @LadyLondon You will when you’re shitting your own bed while you sleep
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richard johnson aka ‘dick penis’
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richard johnson aka ‘dick penis’
@dickpeanus1
“the #1 most accurate scoop account on Twitter!” -Cinedix; “never wrong” -Geeks + Gamez
Katılım Şubat 2023
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@LadyLondon i just ate a caesar salad whatever happen happen idgaf nomo
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@B_AMDG @spaghetbb It’s not a quirk, it’s stupid. Be predictable, not nice. If someone waves me through, I refuse to go.
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not to normiepost but minnesotan drivers love to wave you through when they have the right-of-way like bro what's your problem drive the car
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god forbid skinny women wants to show off their bodies without getting jumped by woke
el ⚢@lesbopolo
do skinny women die if their tshirts aren't skin tight
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@httpschisyli @Caoltzu No I’m just internally motivated rather than externally so I’m judging you since I think being externally motivated is a character flaw.
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@dickpeanus1 @Caoltzu aw baby youre so jealous of skinny girls getting their positive validation
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@Caoltzu @httpschisyli That’s because really skinny girls are addicted to positive validation of their skinniness and if they don’t get it, they get an ulcer
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@httpschisyli I just don't think it's that big of a deal, neither really needs to exist or both can. I only ever see really skinny girls complain about this
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@httpschisyli Why do weird anime people get so worked up
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@SardoniSchism @amelia_tweetz Middle TN is exactly this, you'll find it
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@BleacherJeff His ERA on the year is nearly 6 lmao. It’s not the injury. He’s cooked.
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Taillon is coming off an injury correct?maybe let's give him a few more starts to get right before we just label him done and cooked and want homff the team. Dude was valuable the last 2 years and in the playoffs. Knee jerk hot take cubs twitter at it again.
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@Peter_D_Carter @kylegriffin1 This is a great and funny bit
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@kylegriffin1 He is probably in pretty bad shape so I think we all oughta let up on this. If we’re gonna be led by a gerontocracy then I think we need to accommodate such things.
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BREAKING:
A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office."
A photo from McConnell's office:
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@caballerobrah @chodypatrick In my experience the older boomers are even worse in spreading germs than daycare kids
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@hor22189 @nachoeveryday ROIGHT, wot’s all this then?!
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@nachoeveryday I wish it was more common knowledge that regulation leads ti additional workload which leads to other work being missed which leads to common sense being abandoned.
Only the regulations count.
Not regulated? Do what the f*** you like.
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I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.
jezz@JezziiB
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations
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Everyone keeps making jokes about "bringing Matt Damon home" but they neglect to mention his best friend said this to him:
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@VitoComedy The numbers being reported are not confirmed or taking into account the boycott, promotional tickets / the marked seats online that are empty in person. This movie is not doing as good as you think.
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@parkersewell1 She probably didn’t have any child care and really wanted to see the movie.
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At the odyssey in IMAX a kid was watching Netflix on his mom’s phone, so I asked them to put it away and they left the entire movie lol
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@macroscoach @SylviePuff Okay, then you should be fine with MN, NY et al withholding the money they send to the Feds then. Because those states send more to the Feds than they receive. Alabama and Florida reap the rewards of NY and CA being cash cows.
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@SylviePuff If state officials don’t do anything about the voter fraud, why should we give a fuck about sending y’all fucking money?
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ok but do something about it
GOP Ls@GOP__Ls
🚨 BREAKING: Trump Admin gets exposed in court for illegally withholding tax dollars from blue states.
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@ywmspeebcx3v @revbenedetto Lmao average dumbass trump cultist
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@revbenedetto You seem upset. I suggest you calm down a bit before you hurt yourself.
This is the internet. Of course you’re full of crap when you claim it wasn’t a real debt and you aren’t a deadbeat. Nobody ever lies on the internet.
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I once defaulted on a $2,000 Capital One card and they sent a literal goon to my parents house who blocked their driveway, started screaming, and demanding to know where I was. My dad immediately called Capital One and cancelled his credit card afterwards. He told them why too
ꪝe@_wej01
Capitol One tried making me pay off my mom's credit card balance when she died. I told the agent she had passed. Since I didn't sign the credit application I was not responsible and that lying to me by telling me as my mom's adult child I was responsible, attempting to collect a debt I was not responsible for...
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@USBornNRaised @DarrigoMelanie So you saying that makes this okay or what?
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@DarrigoMelanie Should I remind you about Biden and Dianne Feinstein?
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Mitch McConnell has been in the hospital, likely brain dead, for 6 weeks, while still collecting a paycheck, and having his medical bills government subsidized.
Mitch McConnell spent his career opposing the paid leave and healthcare benefits he’s still receiving.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) is facing growing calls to be more transparent about his health nearly six weeks after he was hospitalized. McConnell, 84, has not specified when he will return, fueling speculation. wapo.st/4b8fD2T
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@TARDEDBABY @xeibabyy @Big_Ness512 @JerseySuave4 @DoorDash Just mad for no reason. The “Alpha Mindset” I guess
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@xeibabyy @Big_Ness512 @JerseySuave4 @DoorDash Craving sweets when you are drunk means you were molested as a child
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