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@KalshiPolitics Didn’t yall just say 80% chance Trump endorses cornyn? Stfu stay out of Texas

BREAKING: James Talarico (D) is now favored to win the Texas Senate election

@edgaralandough Get into sales

I’m 32 now please give me advice if you’re older than me. I don’t care where you are from. Life advice, just one.

@MLBTheShow Need to make all stats relatable

Heads up! 📢 The Wheel in the Multiplayer Program is getting a small update today around noon PT. The 5K Stubs reward slot is changing to a Live Series 85+ Pack. 💎 Keep playing Multiplayer modes to earn more Wheel Spins and keep the rewards rolling!!!

@JohnCornyn You’ve been lying for 40 years

Do you think you can trust this guy on anything he says? Lies to his family, lies to senior staff he handpicked, lies to taxpayers. Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.

@jt_ennis @jamestalarico Talarico literally has Obama and Soros behind him.

Official Statement from @JamesTalarico on Trump Endorsement in Texas Senate Republican Runoff

@RefinedPopulist Dude chose brisket and guacamole, stfu

A large, fast food value meal costs ~$20 with tax. What are they supposed to do?

@ElectionTime_ Florida just went R+14 and you have a 18 point swing HAHAHAHAHA

🚨SHOCK POLL: Democrat David Jolly is forecasted to win Florida's governorship, succeeding Ron DeSantis. Florida - 2026 Governor 🟦David Jolly 46% (+4) 🟥Byron Donalds 42% This is the first time Jolly has led Donalds in Florida governor polling. Change Research | May 13-16, 2026 | 1,593 LV Explore pollsmax.com for more polls.

@iAnonPatriot 3.49 in Houston

Gas shot back up to $4.59 per gallon here in Central Florida! What’s it around yall!?

@BBGreatMoments Neither, both are over 40

clayton kershaw or max scherzer. who would you start a franchise with?

@ElectionTime_ He will win the same as Trump, 12%

🚨NEW POLL: Greg Abbott is on track to win an unprecedented 4th term as governor of Texas. Texas - 2026 Governor 🟥Greg Abbott* 49% (+6) 🟦Gina Hinajosa 43% A victory for Abbott would make him the longest serving governor in Texas' 180-year history. YouGov | April 22-May 6, 2026 | 957 LV Explore pollsmax.com for more polls.

@ABC Seats that shouldn’t exist

As many as 19 members of the Congressional Black Caucus — almost a third of its membership — are at risk of losing their seats through the 2028 cycle. abcnews.link/e3DwXOc

@Rangers Fire CY

@MLBTheShow @Zazzii28 @BlueJays @MLBPA @MLB Make cityscape and mural a collection for Miggy

A new member of the 2️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ strikeout club: Kevin Gausman. 🔥 Earn his Milestone Series card in the Showdown, live today around noon PT in MLB The Show 26! 🙌

@Rangers__Nation I’ll suck a donkey dick for a sweep

The Texas Rangers head to Colorado for a 3-game set against the NL’s bottom-dwellers. The Rockies are 11 games under .500 with the league’s worst run differential at -44, going just 4-6 over their last 10. The Rangers sit two games under themselves, going 5-5 in their last 10 matchups. MacKenzie Gore gets the ball to kick off the series tonight at 7:40 PM, with Kumar Rocker and Jack Leiter to follow. With a series sweep, Texas has an opportunity to get back above the break-even mark. What are your series predictions? 👇

@Joetipton10 @d_allentuck Trust me, dude can’t pitch for shit anyways

@d_allentuck You wouldn't want home walking in and tiring himself out. It could effect his pitching.

Miles Mikolas, first player this season to take the bullpen cart

@PatrickSvitek @TexasSouthern “Biden has a chance to win Texas”

New @TexasSouthern poll of potential #TXSEN general-election matchups: John Cornyn 45 James Talarico 44 Ken Paxton 45 James Talarico 45 (April 22-May 6; 1,223 LVs; +/-2.80%) drive.google.com/file/d/1_iPARg…

@PatrickSvitek @TexasSouthern lol Texas southern the ghetto capital of Houston lol

@unusual_whales Why don’t they try and get into something that can make money, LIKE SALES

72% of Americans feel they'll never achieve the American dream, per RealtorCom

@CYDDITTY @HEB My wife won’t let me date

Y’all have to crack down on customers bringing their dogs in your stores. It is disgusting & so unsanitary @HEB 😒🤢

@LqLana Chimping out on a public platform is WILD

My son just aged out of my health insurance. Two choices for him. Pay over $1,400 a month for COBRA or Pay over $400 a month on the Health Marketplace, which is actually the least expensive plan there. Apparently, I'm going to be paying for his cell phone forever to help him out. The system is not set up to help young adults succeed. Housing unaffordable. School is unaffordable and Healthcare unaffordable and you have the guy in the White House more concerned about gold for his ballroom and blue paint for the reflecting pool. #DemsUnited