dilan ama i ile

@SunExpress 30 Nisan 04:35’tr Ankara’dan Stutgart’a olan XQ790 numaralı uçuşta bavulum kayboldu. Gerekli formları tuttum ama tarafınızdan bana bir dönüş sağlanmadı. Telefonda da müşteri hizmetlerine bir türlü ulaşılmıyor. Bana en kısa sürede yardımcı olabilir misiniz?

sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back

Neurodivergent intuition is unhinged. We can't remember where we put our keys but we can feel a bad vibe through a text message.

my dating strategy is to try reveal as much about myself as fast as possible, so that i can scare off the ones who aren't compatible asap (and make the compatible ones fall for me faster)

Stephen Spencer turns his toddler’s stories into bangers!

Their final gift to you, was repeating their pattern one more time so you could finally see that, despite their potential, this is who they choose to be

Dating while neurodivergent means you’re not just looking for someone you like. You’re looking for someone who doesn’t make you mask

mein kollege dachte amk steht für annen may kantereit

there’s actually a fun backstory to this: the owner of this cat, a physicist, had written a paper using “we,” but the journal wouldn’t allow plural pronouns for a single author, so rather than retyping the whole manuscript (on a typewriter), he just added his cat as a co-author

asked therapist why people said i could seem detached when i felt so invested and bro said i had a combination of rizz and autism “so powerful” that it created an “accidental fuckgirl” and the therapy group nodded

You cannot abandon someone, and cut off communication when you manipulated them into giving you THEIR time, energy, affection and, worse, INTAMACY. Do not expect Karma to turn a blind eye. You used them, you had them there waiting to be chosen, loved. You created unnecessary pain and anxiety. You are delusional if you believe you can just go around lying to people about how you feel towards them and build a connection, when that person was nothing but GENUINE towards you.

@iky_fwjett So it’s just AuDHD

too neurodivergent for neurotypical people, too autistic for other adhders, not autistic enough for autistic people, just weird enough for everyone to wonder wtf is wrong w me

@RisingWisdomQn Vallahi 222

@melih_cat Yurtdışında hep bu şekilde yapılıyor aslında

Bugün ev bakmaya gittik. Emlakçı evi göstermek için bizle birlikte 2 aileyi daha çağırmış oraya Aynı eve sırayla girip bakacakmışız "yoğunluktan anca böyle ayarlayabildim" diyor. Dönüş yolunda kafam dank etti. Bu öyle program karmaşası falan değildi Emlakçı bunu bilerek yaptı Öyle sessiz bir kaos çıktı ki, hemen kapora verelim moduna girenler oldu. Aslında emlakçı yapay bir kıtlık psikolojisi yarattı rekabeti kızıştırmak için. Evi tutmadık ama adamın bu FOMO'yu ateşleme becerisine şaştım kaldım (kaybetme korkusu) Bunlar satış değil, psikolojik harp eğitimi falan alıyorlar herhalde bir yerlerden?

This is funny I love it, 😂

Methodology

@astrologaslihan Ben, exim, dateimin exi ve dateimin burçlari sıralı tam liste

2025 yılı gökyüzü olaylarında; Koç, Yengeç, Terazi ve Oğlak etkililer.

@dklmarxist HIMYM would have been better if it was Ted's suicide note, explaining he cannot live without her