Grant Raphael

@VictoriaCoren From Statin Island?

What’s lovely is that you can also get this with whipped cream, plus a sprinkle of statins on top for crunch.

@Wise Your Ownwise signup is not working. You sent me the email but when I enter my email address nothing happens?

@BudeJim @MrJamesMay Sky Woman.

@MrJamesMay Flight Attendant

I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US. I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. But no. The seat was empty. No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. Empty. Unoccupied. I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink. Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.

@Lord_Sugar Keith.

Orange or lemon squeezer

@RealTimVine That must have been very uncomfortable on the M25…

Plastic Elvis at the Banstead May Fayre today.

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @channel5_tv ”Thank you for asking.” (Unlocks full grift mode).

Tune in tonight for exclusive content and the interview everyone has been talking about... Watch Piers Morgan vs Russell Brand on Channel 5 at 10:30pm 👇 📺channel5.com/show/piers-mor… @piersmorgan | @channel5_tv

@5_Uncensored @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @channel5_tv Legend has it he is still looking for that passage…

🚨IT'S THE INTERVIEW THAT'S GONE VIRAL AROUND THE WORLD🌍 WHERE IS THAT BIBLE VERSE RUSSELL BRAND?📖 NEW EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND REACTION FROM @piersmorgan TONIGHT @PiersUncensored 22:30 ONLY ON @channel5_tv

Prayer isn’t excruciating. I am a Catholic and often pray. The delivery of this particular prayer was excruciating.

@piersmorgan Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaha

The pre-show prayer was almost as excruciating as the extended Bible-rustling….

@piersmorgan @rustyrockets

@piersmorgan @rustyrockets

When you have been out clubbing since Friday night and go straight to a 2 hour work presentation 9am Friday morning. #trump #vance #DonaldTrump

Russell Brand still searching for his dignity @piersmorgan #russellbrand

@I_amMukhtar Did he eventually get to the price on the rear cover?

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

@creepydotorg And no longer allowed in Lagos too.

During Toy Story 2 (1999), Pixar accidentally erased about 90% of the movie with a single command. The studio backups failed. The film survived only because an employee on maternity leave had a copy saved at home. Pixar later called it a miracle.

@NostalgicHubb Keith.

Can anyone crack this code? What was the fathers name?

@Karlnicholas2 @jasonplato @Catacleanuk @PlatoRacing @BTCC Matt Neal.

@jasonplato @Catacleanuk @PlatoRacing @BTCC Good to see you back, if you had to sign one drive past or present who would you have

Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, can I just say… genuinely, thank you all so much for your wonderful messages of support. I truly means a great deal to me. We will knock the BTCC Bandy 😉🤣 @Catacleanuk @PlatoRacing @BTCC

@RealTimVine Pipe down…

I don’t know about you but when I see a bath I’m straight in it.

@AlfieVille @RealTimVine Hahahahahahah.

@RealTimVine Don't know about the mural but the traffic's so bad in NY that guy's still waiting to cross the road.

I took this picture from inside a coach in New York in 1984 when I was 17. I’m just wondering if that Mural is still there. Photograph Detectiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives………………GO!

@RealTimVine That is funny as that is the main location they shot ”Mural’s Wedding.”