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@NEPATSX6 @Canes @TomGulittiNHL @LenovoCenter Kinda looking like Principal Anderson.

@dmurf26 @Canes @TomGulittiNHL @LenovoCenter Actually it’s huge, that dude just has an abnormally large head

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨 Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

In the coming months congress will introduce legislation that bans this for national security reasons or some shit

Am I crazy or is McAvoy totally justified here? Slewfoot is easily the scummiest play in hockey

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@IARadioMan @islanders_takes Hartmann was tied up. Kaprizov was creeping backdoor and looks like Quinn was trying to hit him there.

He could see Kaprizov was tied up, but understood he could increase the odds of a deflection or Kappy getting a trash goal if he dumped it into the melee in front. Most players would see the traffic in front and just shoot it at the goalie (worst odds). This is an instructive play for young hockey players.

Dude. This was intentional. Unreal. What.

@LauraLoomer @yashar I wonder how you got the scoop

@yashar This isn’t breaking…. I broke this almost 2 weeks ago. x.com/lauraloomer/st…

BREAKING via WSJ Saudi Arabia Pulls Funding From LIV Golf. LIV plans to tell players and staff by Thursday that Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund would end its funding for the upstart league. But the PGA Tour isn't yet ready to welcome back those who jumped ship. Someone laugh at @PhilMickelson who blocks me. Full Story: on.wsj.com/3OSMuAE

@GovLepetomane69 @joeroganhq

David Cross: "I’m politically more Democrat Socialist." Bill Maher: "You’re plainly to the left of me if you even say you’re a socialist." David: "Well, I said Democratic Socialist." Bill: "I know what Democratic Socialist is, that’s Mamdani. Who’s a straight up communist."

interesting to note that if you were to spray poison on the homes and water supply of bayer executives you'd probably go to prison

BREAKING: A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts, per NYT. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a multibillion-dollar real estate deal for a resort in Albania, and had someone physically deliver a stone engraved with the Trump family crest to a Republican Member of Congress with instructions to take it to the White House to get the President's attention. Trump threw his weight behind repealing the sanctions. They were lifted. The contracts are moving, and the Trump family’s deals are expanding.

We are outraged. The CA Assembly just killed #CalCare — the bill that would guarantee health care for every Californian. Nurses condemn this failure by our elected leaders. We know health is a human right! nationalnursesunited.org/press/nurses-c…

@DumbPeople222 @walleyeb1 @flabarky @GinoHard_ Have you ever seen a hockey puck brother?

@dmurf26 @walleyeb1 @flabarky @GinoHard_ It was in. The reason it’s in is because it’s not an oblong puck, pucks are circles. Meaning it is fully across the goal like and definitely counts as a goal

CHAOS IN ANAHEIM‼️ • There was NO initial call on the ice when the play was live • The officials discussed, RULED IT A GOAL on the ice • THEN there was a video review, NO video angle shows the puck completely across the goal line • Situation room confirms a GOOD GOAL ANAHEIM TAKES A 3-1 SERIES LEAD. INSANE. 🫨

@walleyeb1 @flabarky @GinoHard_ If you think that oblong puck is in, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

@dmurf26 @flabarky @GinoHard_ Yeah that’s conclusive, it’s in!

@flabarky @GinoHard_ Counterpoint

@GinoHard_ let’s be fucking for real for a sec 😭

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets

This is fucking bullshit.

Chris Rabb, PA-03 candidate, calls out the Obama administration for not prosecuting anyone in the 2008 financial crisis "The biggest financial theft in history! And we ceded our responsibility as Democrats and as public servants to do the right thing when it mattered most. Whatever authority we have, we gotta fully use it. When we normalize evil and corruption—if we cede that authority—we're complicit."

@jerzjoeconnolly @PeteBlackburn

@PeteBlackburn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

@alex__pitti @Jcamps30 @CJTDevil He’s going to be a reclamation project once his $12m AAV contract runs out.

@dmurf26 @Jcamps30 @CJTDevil oh i guess he sucks lmoao

Paul Cotter. My guy. I love that you finish every breakaway and shootout chance you get ... But you are clearly an AHL player.

@rubiconjay @kevinolearytv @AlexBasedXx2 @NYCMayor Wow sounds like an awesome place to live! Rich people paying taxes for abundant social services for a working class that’s been struggling seems cool.

@dmurf26 @kevinolearytv @AlexBasedXx2 If you are in New York City and you have the means to leave I would! @NYCMayor is a communist and is going to turn your city into a socialist empire!

This might be the best commercial for Miami Beach real estate I’ve ever seen and New York paid for it. You don’t tax capital and expect it to stay. You drive it to places that want it. It’s that simple. I’ve watched this happen for years — over-tax, overreach, and the money walks.