
Derek Harper
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Derek Harper
@dnharper
Hostile City ambassador/Go Birds absolutist Once put Trump on hold while buying a sandwich at Wawa



So much urban cultural discourse on here is just “I’m 27 and childless. I can’t possibly imagine being 40 and having kids. Fortunately I will never be 40 so I don’t have to think about it.”



The Vet was so bad it was good. I’ve still seen more baseball games in that stadium than any other. $5 to sit in the 700 level. #Phillies

@TNOQuoProQuid Robert Mueller is one of those figures like Merrick Garland that Democrats put faith into despite them just being incredibly feckless and stale individuals only concerned with upholding the status quo. Joe Biden was like this also in alot of ways.

We’re going to see a lot of height changes this year because, with the rollout of ABS, MLB is now measuring each player's height down to the millimeter. The process is super strict — no shoes, no hats, knees exposed, back against the wall — and to account for potential shrinkage throughout the day, MLB is even requiring all its teams to take measurements between 10 am and 12 pm local time on their appointed day.



cbp used to be such a beautiful bricked beauty, a nice summer escape for a day and now I’m getting deep throated by gambling ads and mugged by Surfside vodka every time I even think about going there





I just had an $8 milkshake and realized the one they get in Pulp Fiction was $5 and that was considered ridiculous in 1995.



"Your medieval ancestors were based warrior-pilled aristocrats" and "your medieval ancestors worked 18 hours a day and all died before 30" are both locked in an endless struggle to determine who got their brain the most fried up

BP should be open to all fans in every MLB ballpark regardless of their status.


College Republicans Chapter Sues School for Right to Make Nazi Salute trib.al/eqrso5K




I genuinely think writers over 40 don’t realize how bad things are for those younger than them. There’s a fundamental disconnect happening here in terms of not only rates but networking, practical knowledge, and things like housing costs and debt. Two ships passing in the night.











