
Balaji Kalyanaraman
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Balaji Kalyanaraman
@docbala
only here to rub people the wrong way

















Someone stole $630,000 worth of Blueprint creatine in an elaborate heist. The driver used a false ID to pick up the units from our factory, then turned off the tracker and stopped responding to calls. The stolen creatine monohydrate was precision-dosed and third-party tested for purity and heavy metals. 15,918 units of pure grade A powder. If anyone has information, lmk. Even if we don't recover the creatine, I'd at least like to know this person's health stats. Here’s a rendering of what we suspect the perp might look like.

Fantastic striking … but let’s be honest this isn’t a fair balance between Bat & Ball .. #ICCT20WorldCupfinal








Nope. She has a current lisense. Can you please issue apology and correction? Not sure if they taught this at Indiana anesthesiology school, but it’s important to be accurate. She would be the first surgeon general who has critical thinking ability to ask why our medical system produces the sickest patients in the developed world with highest costs. Instead of you - who told Americans to double mask and shut down schools.

















