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@LukeLoPresto @doffcocker_ I'm always down for a good Teal'c joke.
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@purplelando I do wonder about our current f1 drivers and the grid they will be looking down on in 50 years
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@DPJHodges I wonder if this obsession with security is deeper… has anyone ever asked Farage about his own relationship with death? We know he had that near miss in the plane. We know Trump obsesses over it. Putin and Xi have talked about it.
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And you guys are going to start directly linking the £5m Nigel Farage donation to Ann Widdecombe’s murder. As I said…
Arron Banks@Arron_banks
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@mike_reader @andyburnham The door instructions are more informative
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@BallerToy1327 You do better work than that so-called sci-fi museum account
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@10DowningStreet I believe the highlight of this trade deal is free roaming in Switzerland 🤔
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This is the sixth trade deal we’ve secured in two years, making life easier and creating more opportunity for people across the UK.
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet
Just announced: a landmark trade deal with Switzerland.
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@BaronDestructo @MarkJCarney Now you know how we feel after his six years as BoE governor 🙄
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@MarkJCarney Suuuure you are, little buddy. Sure you are.
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@doffcocker_ It is a tense moment. The Dilophosaur guard's fans flare....the T-Rex guard's teeth glisten....and the Spinosaur guard's....nose drips.

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@Peston But do read the other two as well because they’re both great
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@JonathanPieNews @campbellclaret i got board of your stuff years ago tbh
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You're a voter in Clacton. Your MP triggered a by-election to delay an investigation into his financial affairs. The other parties refuse to pander to his self-indulgent vanity project. The only opposition he has is a man dressed as a bin, because this is not a serious election.
Ross Kempsell@RossKempsell
You're a voter in Clacton on 13 August. Your choice is Reform, or a man dressed as a bin. The established parties didn't bother to send you a candidate. You feel like they care about you so little they literally sent you a bloke dressed as a bin. That's all you need to know
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@Testr355 @MartinDaubney All I’m going to say to that: how was it found? Watch what Dominic Cummings said to Spectator a few weeks ago.
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@doffcocker_ @MartinDaubney But that isn't how it works in this country. We have laws and rules, which he formally agreed to when he stood for election.He could have kept the money if he disclosed it (£5m gifted by x on x date). But he clearly didn't want to. As Sir Humph said: never hide what can be found.
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@Testr355 @MartinDaubney Surely that’s why he said, let people in Clacton judge me for my actions. Does the money affect how he represents them? They can decade, not the media or a panel of MPs that are already prejudice against him
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@doffcocker_ @MartinDaubney Guilt as in he didn't disclose. He didn't, so he will be found to have acted improperly. I voted Reform in May, and don't hate him but he's been so stupid lately.
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@Testr355 @MartinDaubney Guilt? He’s done nothing wrong though. MPs are getting excited about bending guidelines to suite themselves, there is no guilt because there is no criminality
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@doffcocker_ @MartinDaubney He has admitted it though. He admits the gift. he admits not disclosing it. He's guilty. What he does is discuss why he received it - which is politically nessassary, but doesn't change guilt where it matters under the rules.His receipt is less important there tahn disclosure
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@GBNEWS @christopherhope they’re all somehow certain there will be another by-election in which they will all stand, political establishment have already made up their minds about Nigel Farage
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@Lescromps @GBNEWS exactly why are they all so sure there will be another by-election
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